Blanket

A word to describe someone who is a 100% top and can't bottom under any circumstance, they must be in control in the bedroom at all times.

"Jesus dude, your girlfriend is such a blanket. I'm honestly concerned for your dick."

by SolarFluxation August 13, 2020

Blanketry

When you say something that means something else. You could just be honest from the beginning but you wanna be blanketry about it.

He's just giving blanketry vibes

by Cellulite Queen August 21, 2020

Blanketphobe

When some has a hatered for blanket kinks

Person 1:I have a thing for blankets
Person 2: ew gross
Person 1: you're just a blanketphobe

by Lebottomjeanswiththefur August 22, 2020

blanket

a comfy ass thing that goes to heaven and lives a good life

girl:I LOVE BLANKETS
boy: ME TOO!

by banags September 4, 2020

blanket sneeze

To ejaculate unintentionally or unexpectedly onto a cloth or garment while either asleep or awake.

Instead of going home to my wife and children with the rent money, I went to a club and spent the money on a tranny stripper who made me blanket sneeze in my pants.

by Tao lo ding October 22, 2020

blanket

Basically another word for jank or repulsive.

That's blanket.
Bro, stop being blanket

by no cap2 October 26, 2020

Blanket

A veil of safety, maybe? Maybe a shield, to protect you from ghosts. Nobody really knows what it is, but all we know is that it protects you. It's also great at warming you.

I will protecc myself... with this BLANKET!!!!!!

by l a w n m o w e r November 9, 2020