Peen Beans

Putting baked beans in your foreskin and having your girlfriend give you a blowie.

"Hey baby, you want some peen beans?"

by Connor2022 October 17, 2020

the internet beans

AKA Netbeans IDE - For programming Java.

Also means "beans of the internet"

"Look, mum, I'm using the internet beans!"

by Royster January 21, 2007

Climb The Beanstalk

When a short person hooks up with a person tall enough to be called a giant.

Why do girls like basketball players? They just want to see what its like to Climb The Beanstalk.

by 6'11" Giant June 15, 2009

Smart Price Beans

Lowest common denominator - Defined during some verbal exchanges amoung young professionals as being the easiest, lowest or least intellectual retort during a jokingly heated verbal exchange and can also often referred to as the "smart price tin of beans"

Glen: "That's it Smiffy, as always go for the lowest common denominator"
Smiffy: "*mocking hand action* blah blah blah, lowest common denominator as always you opt for your asda smart price beans comment when you have nothing more to say"
Glen: "typical Smiffy"

by miffysa July 13, 2010

swag of beans

The purest form of swag.

Cool beans and swag= swag of beans

by charlie cockhold September 18, 2013

Sweet corn beans!

Expression by Western people whenever they're surprised.

Sweet corn beans! I never realized that!

by A wild memer May 30, 2019

Throw the Beans

To flip one's shit in the face of a celebrity/to fangirl out

Tina totally threw the beans at the Morrissey concert last night.
Or
Play it cool, don't throw the beans in front of the band, okay?

by Very Freakish Flower July 16, 2019