beast jerky

a phrase yelled or whispered about an extremely attractive male. most males fitting this description have an eight pack, dimples, and a perfect smile.

Em: Oh my gahhhd! That guy is totally HOT!
Ana: Total beast jerky!

by gbee January 3, 2009

Spaff Beast

A dirty man that masturbates over six times a day. A man that often needs to leave a party or social occasion so he can masturbate.

Spaff Beast: I've masturbated eight times today!
Friend of beast: Wow, your such a spaff beast!

by Slitster February 19, 2010

Horn Dogged Beast is Dangle Nosed

Slang for when your man-meat is erect and hanging out.

John's "horn dogged beast is dangle nosed" after the lap dance he just got.

by J Mac Cinci August 26, 2008

beaster

An individual whose placid exterior hides a savage beast within. Such individuals tend to work in staid corporate atmospheres and terrorize fools with a mastery of white collar arcana. Approach beaster at your own peril.

Person 1: Dude just laid the smack down with that pretrial motion.
Person 2: Yeah. Beaster.

by Walter S. March 4, 2008

Beast Mode

The act of being wayy to solid and stupid fast.

Reporter:"Define your attitude"
Marshawn Lynch:"Beast Mode"

by Beans18 February 11, 2009

beastial

Huge massive cock like oversized, way oversized, mofo would mother fuckin kill you with that thing

That guy's cock was beastial.
It was so beastial that it ripped her a new one. In fact 2 new ones

by Matt February 7, 2005

Beast Work

The act of dominating a project, contest, or game and making it so one-sided that it gives the appearance to any third-person perspective that one has transformed into a massive man-eating beast that is both invulnerable and omnipotent.

I don't know why the Patriots showed up today. The Chiefs are doing Beast Work on them.

by word2k9 January 20, 2011