West Palm Beach

n.
A coastal city in southern Florida where everything costs way more than it is actually worth. Take, for example, a simple hamburger: $12. It is a strange city, where on one side of the street you have $4 million homes, but on the other side, you have families that are on welfare. The city is mostly populated by 50 yr old yuppesters dating 20 yr old women. Also contains quite a few emo kids and preps. This is an expensive mecca where you can blow your live savings on a single store. Nothing good to do around here, except to smoke weed or blow you goddamn head off. Yet, it is fun to make fun of the metrosexuals we have. Them and their queer pink shirt...I just need a gun to cure those bastards..

I live in West Palm Beach, please kill me...

by Desertfox July 16, 2008

Union Beach

a little town off of the edge of Keyport no one kinda never heard of......it is full of hoods and poor people. It is one square mile, and has only one elementary school (k-8) and no high school. It also has a fun little beach but you can't really swim in the water because you will not get the odor out of your body for weeks. But, overall, it kinda sucks

An example of Union Beach is the poor version of Hazlet

by 3hotguylover July 19, 2005

bradley beach

a really gay town but all the parties are on second ave

person 1: where all the white women at?

person 2: the party on second ave in bradley beach

by uknowmelulz July 14, 2009

bearcat

An animal of deciduous forest regions that is often confused with stray housecats or small dogs. They are rather tame looking felines that have the intelligence of rabbits or rodents. Scientists have been in awe of the animals' resilience considering their lack of intellect and ineptitude for survival.

A bearcat's most feared enemy is the rhino. These species often come into contact in small areas of New England. Such encounters frequently result in complete demoralization of the bearcat population and a big red stampede.

God that bearcat got owned. How shat was that?!

by (infiniteloop) October 14, 2005

Laguna Beach

1. A rad town where crazed vegans wear the same pair of pants for nine months straight and give up showering; where water polo players are in the dance show and no one gives it a second thought; where I can see the ocean from my seat in chemistry; and where everyone seems to listen to Le Tigre and 50 Cent is a joke.
2. A show regurgitated by Mtv. They came to our school, took the 5 most photogenic people, gave them fake nicknames, and made them pretend they were really friends. Please don't judge my town by what Mtv tells you, it's actually pretty rad here.

(p.s. zraickenater, i know where you live...)

1. I go to Laguna Beach High School! I can play football and be in the musical and no one will beat me up!!

2. Let's watch Laguna Beach, the Real O.C. and watch LC go get sushi for half an hour!!! RIVETING.

by asetfahjnresrafdswes May 9, 2005

beach

the place where you go and forget what day of the week it is. you visit the beach only in the summer because that’s when you get tan and have endless long nights. your days at the beach consist of waking up, going on a bike ride, going to the beach, coming home with new tan lines and sandy hair then going to bed and repeating this process. it is the only place you can take and outside shower and have bonfires without getting tired of it. once you go to the beach, you will never want to go back to reality.

Hey, let’s go on vacation!
Where to?
Dude, the beach... where else?

by beachforlife November 27, 2017

Peach beach

A shaved vagina on a white female.

Hey, I was with Jane last night and she's got a peach beach!

by Pillicide July 28, 2007