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Cock Beating

Things that don't make sense, or in a short word, Nonsense
Friend: I didn't commit Arson to our friend's house

Me: What's this cock beating all about
by TheRealGeoBoy March 3, 2021
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dick beating gypsy

Mechanic that stands around all day talking about his penis size instead of turning wrenches.
Anthony and Poncho are both a couple of dick beating gypsy pricks. They need to fix that minivan.
by Timmy2X April 20, 2021
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Scottish Beating

A well and good raw beating garnished with an extremely hard hit to the genitals
In an attempt to make my community safe, I gave a random drug dealer in my neighborhood a Scottish beating.
by Yiteziah April 29, 2021
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Wank Breathing

Similar to breathing styles in Demon Slayer: Wank Breathing is controlling your breathing so you can wank quietly without breathing heavily.

This style of breathing is utilized when a young male lives with others, but still must get one out.
“Wank Breathing, Second Form: 5 Stroke Finish!”
by w0n_t0n June 2, 2021
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Family Beating

When a family of 4 or more gather around and beat the living hell out of you relentlessly for about 30 min. After which they all high five eachother and get ice cream while the victim questions what the fuck just happened.
I overheard my mom and dad talking the other night. They said we were scheduled for another family beating. God I hope we go for Maurice. Nobody likes maurice.
by Mr.goose69 September 16, 2021
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National breathing day

November 25 is national breathing day. It is right before thanksgiving so that you can get enough air before you stuff your mouths with food.
“Hey Martha, don’t forget that tomorrow is national breathing day, so you can get all that air before thanksgiving
by MaddoxMyle November 8, 2021
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Ender Beaning

An act of making train animations. This is a reference to an atrocious French YouTuber named Ender Bean TV who does the same thing
Mom: Son, what are you doing?
Son: I'm Ender Beaning
Mom: What's Ender Beaning?
Son: Check that definition on Urban Dictionary
by ThatTrainAnimationH8er November 9, 2021
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