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Ballooning

A sexual act in which the man stretches his foreskin and ties it into a knot, then urinates into the foreskin creating a “balloon” filled with urine.
Ballooning was something the man enjoyed solo or with a partner
by 7pubes October 12, 2022
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Balloon knot squeak

The ancient art of spreading one's butt cheeks apart and touching anus's.
My friend Bill is right into yoga and shit, I heard he gave jenn the balloon knot squeak. It's when you lay ass to ass, and touch anus's
by Canadian not a cannotadian January 2, 2022
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Balloon iOS

Used to be goated at 2 fingers android, boosted by a old E8 player and the funniest person in the Asian scene by always saying "ToXiC"
Panda: Hey, did you know Balloon iOS sucks dick?
Random:No, I didn't know that.
by DrBal4 January 4, 2022
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water balloon from hell

When you pinch your foreskin and proceed to pee and fill your foreskin with piss.
Did you hear that Jimmy hit his girlfriend with the ol' water balloon from hell last Tuesday?
by zachmau5 December 6, 2021
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Water balloon

Tying up the opening of your foreskin and then masturbating while keeping it tied over a long period of time until it's full of semen and then giving a girl the biggest facial she's ever received.
Friend: "How'd it go with you and Michelle last night?"
You: "Went great, I've been saving a water balloon all month for her."
by DaddyCheesePuff December 16, 2021
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balloon

i raped your balloon last night
by yo bithc December 19, 2021
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Giraffe balloon

What you have to bribe women on Tinder with to try to get them to look past your awful profile and message you.
I have a big sick. Let’s fuck. 100% gentleman.

If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.
by nicola December 20, 2021
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