A traditional and delicious treat coming to your breakfast plate straight out of Central Europe. An HHB is created by smothering a bagel of your choosing with herb-infused goat cheese, lox, fresh herpes and just a sprinkle of cock. Feel free to throw in some minced tomatoes to subdue that pungent Hungarian herpe flavor we're all too familiar with.
Greg: Dude im starving
Tommy: Don't worry Greggy, Tommy gonna make you hungarian herpe bagels!
Greg: You don't know dick about making breakfast
Tommy: Tommy great chef! Tommys guests always come back for seconds!
Tommy: Don't worry Greggy, Tommy gonna make you hungarian herpe bagels!
Greg: You don't know dick about making breakfast
Tommy: Tommy great chef! Tommys guests always come back for seconds!
by SoggyBottoms11 November 26, 2011
Get the Hungarian Herpe Bagels mug.The Babel fish is small yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier, but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the unconscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them.
The practical upshot of this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish.
Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.
The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is whte and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys, but that did not stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his best selling book 'Well That About Wraps It Up For God'.
Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different race and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.
The practical upshot of this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish.
Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.
The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is whte and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys, but that did not stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his best selling book 'Well That About Wraps It Up For God'.
Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different race and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.
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person 1: where do you wanna eat?
person2: ehh let's go to "bodo's bagels"
person1: oh hell yeah, that place kicks ass
person2: ehh let's go to "bodo's bagels"
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Also a famous league of legends player due to his lack of skills
Also a famous league of legends player due to his lack of skills
by amogus spider January 12, 2022
Get the bagetteam mug.A store located in North Carolina where the owner, Bryce, allows his costomers to purchase one of his many bagels and then proceed to sexually penetrate the bagel at his/her own convenience
Person 1: Have you ever fucked a bagel?
Person 2: I'm about to go to Bryce's Bagels right now!
Person 1: Don't forget to use a condom, you don't wanna get bagel bits on yo dick!
Person 2: I'm about to go to Bryce's Bagels right now!
Person 1: Don't forget to use a condom, you don't wanna get bagel bits on yo dick!
by pokerboyj January 7, 2014
Get the Bryce's Bagels mug.BagelMeal- A cup of oatmeal with peanut butter honey and protein powder made by someone who used to own a bagel store. BagelMeal has no real meaning and it was originally used a comeback to someone who plays magic cards and couldnt handle the fact that he got called out on it so his comeback was "Bagelmeal"
"you know how tommy used to make bagels...and now..he makes oatmeal..WELL ITS CALL BAGELMEAL"
Bagelmeal can also be used for owning kids, getting drunk or for absolutely no reason.
"you know how tommy used to make bagels...and now..he makes oatmeal..WELL ITS CALL BAGELMEAL"
Bagelmeal can also be used for owning kids, getting drunk or for absolutely no reason.
Greg: Did you tell Tommy about the BagelMeal Chris?
"ah dude I totally sat on that parking cone last night when i was Bagelmealed"
"you guys going out tonight? im in the mood to get fuckin bagelmealed"
"ah dude I totally sat on that parking cone last night when i was Bagelmealed"
"you guys going out tonight? im in the mood to get fuckin bagelmealed"
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