BagelMeal

BagelMeal- A cup of oatmeal with peanut butter honey and protein powder made by someone who used to own a bagel store. BagelMeal has no real meaning and it was originally used a comeback to someone who plays magic cards and couldnt handle the fact that he got called out on it so his comeback was "Bagelmeal"

"you know how tommy used to make bagels...and now..he makes oatmeal..WELL ITS CALL BAGELMEAL"

Bagelmeal can also be used for owning kids, getting drunk or for absolutely no reason.

Greg: Did you tell Tommy about the BagelMeal Chris?

"ah dude I totally sat on that parking cone last night when i was Bagelmealed"

"you guys going out tonight? im in the mood to get fuckin bagelmealed"

BagelMeal by LATAKED April 11, 2013

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Bagelhead(s)

A term used by Jews to refer to each other. (Like nigger but not for black people).

Stan: Hey bagelhead, you're my bro, Jon!

Eugene: Dude! Let's bagelhead it up!

Jews: Man! We're such Bagelhead(s)!

Bagelhead(s) by NinjaTRex February 26, 2011

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BagelMeal • Bagelhead(s) • bagelmaster

Bagelhead(s)

n - An individual or group of individuals that uses needles and Saline Solution to shape facial, arm, breast or buttock skin into inflated shapes as a new trend in body modification. Some applications use food coloring for a more extreme look. Inflated/Swollen areas can be molded into almost any desired shape, more commonly bagels.

Also known as Inflation.

Recently professional piercing and tattooing studios in Japan have revived this trend, which got its start in the early 1990's. The modification last about 24. Side affects may include headache, infection, skin stretching, and a pressure sensation.

Frank - "Dude, check that dude out! It looks like he has a bagel growing out of his head."

Adam - "I think he is one of those new...beagleheads....no, bagelhead(s)."

Frank - "...it looks like a Cinnamon Raisin"

Adam - "All I need is some cream cheese, I'm starving."

Bagelhead(s) by DictaKilla July 1, 2009

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bagelmaster

a person who is all master of bagels. He is tall, strong, and is obsessed with bagels.

I am the bagelmaster.

bagelmaster by Bagelmaster April 16, 2009

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

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