after school special

Right when you get home from school you go poop.

"Hey Isaac your home from school, I guess it's time for the after school special."

by sam April 10, 2005

Quarter After Six

A sex position in which the woman's body position resembles the hands of a clock when it's 6:15. This is typically achieved with the woman assuming a bent over stance.

Last night I Quarter After Six'ed Lauren on the kitchen table.

by SMD486 August 21, 2009

An Attractive Alternative

It is something, anything really, a movie, a book, a different seat in a restaraunt, a contract, anything.
ANYTHING!
It is something that appeals to you more than whatever you are primarily dealing with. attractive alternatives occur in daily life almost every minute.

GUY 1: Im really bored!! I've seen this movie already

Guy 2:Well, i have An Attractive Alternative to what we are currently doing. There is this band playing, they are called AAA, they are a really hip trio, lets so watch them play!

GUY 1: That does sound like An Attractive Alternative, lets go watch them play!!

by Calvin Riley July 26, 2007

afterflow

The fulfilling, tranquil feeling after taking a massive piss.

Dude I held that piss in for an hour, but after I launched it, the afterflow was so worth it.

by Carnal1ty October 2, 2007

facebook after dark

It basically means a person writes on their status "if you ever did this____ like this status". It's often dirty things. Like a confession.

"i think i liked something i shouldn't have on facebook after dark last night"

facebook after dark status

by udkwhoiam January 10, 2011

Alternative to what?

Alternative music.

Alternative to what? Alternative music is just part of this grand social simulation (assumption of a false appearance. Imitation or representation) where nothing is really happening but an ad nauseam (to a disgusting or ridiculous degree; to the point of nausea) reinstatement (to bring back into use or existence) of regurgitated (vomited) material... been there done that man!

by rperazag July 28, 2010

afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad

1) The disgusting, painful, and often blood filled substances secreted by the lungs and bronchial tubes, after the initial ckokeing, gaging, and wheezing, following an overexuberant cock sucker literally inhaleing the male ejaculate into the lungs.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.

Did you see that afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad.

You afterbirth of a cum infested phlegm wad!

by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009