You're dead where you stand! 

This where being in deep trouble is unheard of, and goes beyond in deep shit. You might as well face it... doomed is putting it mildly. You are in SO deep in woe, you can only pray for death.

And both Mr. Mertle from "The Sandlot" and Sans from Undertale said it.

A scene from the Sandlot after Scotty Smalls explains about why he borrowed his

stepfather's autographed Babe Ruth baseball----

Mr. Mertle: I take it back. You're not in trouble. You're dead where you stand!

Can you say Oh shit?

You're dead where you stand! by CDSmith1967 February 20, 2017

You're Family Tree LGBT

A World-Ending Phrase. The Universe slows its expansion every time the word is uttered by way of mouth and the dead rise one centimeter from their graves. Those that have been Cremated will materialize a little bit as well. The Sun ages 3 billion years, and all within a radius of the words usage suffer dire consequences. The worst part? Feminism gains a whole 6 extra followers every time somebody says "You're Family Tree LGBT". How can there possibly be a worse phrase than this?

The Ground Quakes, The Earth Shatters Beneath your feet. You're Dickhead Friend spoke that wretched phrase simply as a joke he saw from a dead meme, for he could not comprehend the consequences. The Sky turns a sickly purple as blood pours from black clouds, filling in the rifts from the previous earthquake. A Choir with heavy organ and strings decend with heavy-metal flair and deafen all within a 23.5 mile radius. All of the dead members rise from their graves, as well as all the deceased named Dave. Swarms of Daves rise, covered in blood. The seek revenge against your friend. Your family twitch and shift and morph into a massive flesh and bone tendril that stretches all the way to ground zero. You can hear nothing, yet you feel the tugging, the urge to rip your friend into three thousand pieces. The Daves, you Fleshy Family Amalgam, and Yourself descend upon the unwary and the day was rent with the screams of nightmare.

Never Speak The Phrase "You're Family Tree LGBT"

You're Family Tree LGBT by eggbanana May 14, 2018

you're mom gay 

The term "you're mom gay" can be used for many things such as calling someone gay, but to make it a more original joke, putting their mom in the business aswell.

Yo, Jared, Steve just said that you're mom gay! Hahaha!!!

you're mom gay by ceylinarzum May 26, 2018

you're a cunt 

The funniest hypocritical statement of his life

(When he gets offended over a joke even though he actively mocks what i do in my life)

You do woodwork as course then i mock him over his operator status then says you're a cunt

you're a cunt by Bornk87 June 3, 2021

you’re jokes

When someone describes something and another person says they’re what they’re describing. Also known as “you’re ____ jokes”. Usually said in a annoying mocking tone.

Person one: I hate baguettes!

Person two: you’re a baguette!

Or
Person one: Baguettes disgust me.
Person two: you disgust me!

These are 2 different examples of You’re Jokes

you’re jokes by LlamaloverASF March 17, 2018

you’re clapped 

When someone is very evil but tries to hide it,but can also be a joke between two or more people.

“Hey Devon you’re clapped!”

you’re clapped by Danny Boy557 February 16, 2018

You're creepin

This is a phrase that came to me when I was talking to my 13 year old son. It's intended meaning is to tell someone they are annoying you or as a response to a over the top, funny or ridiculous conversation but said in a very light, loving and joking manner.

For example, when someone is talking too much or saying something outlandish, ridiculous, funny or annoying. "You're creepin or You're creepin me". It's all said in fun, like "get out of here or you're crazy"!

You're creepin by Bravemom July 29, 2009