A form of the AIDS virus that affects 25% of Americans. Jumping AIDS are usually found in people who scratch their legs, feet, groin, or abdomen. This form of AIDS spreads to these areas and creates minor rashes; these rashes vary in size and location, which implies the name "Jumping" AIDS.
by Rapstar3 October 30, 2010

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by oninomad February 22, 2011

An activity for the kind of moron who doesnt have the self control to wait for the next plane or helicopter to parachute.
Guy getting out of jail- They got me for trespassing at the TV station. They had to come get me down off the guy wires, I was lucky, I could be dead right now.
Guy who knows him- Why dont you just go skydiving if you want to parachute that bad, that way theres no guy wires to get caught on?
Guy getting out of jail- I have to jump off everything I see, theres not really a good reason why.
Guy who knows him- I didnt think there would be, it's getting expensive to bail you out of jail for base jumping.
Guy who knows him- Why dont you just go skydiving if you want to parachute that bad, that way theres no guy wires to get caught on?
Guy getting out of jail- I have to jump off everything I see, theres not really a good reason why.
Guy who knows him- I didnt think there would be, it's getting expensive to bail you out of jail for base jumping.
by Solid Mantis August 23, 2020

A statement used to tell one to fornicate his female counter part without prior notice or with out her concent. also know as rape.
God: What did u do w/ that mary magdolin lady?
Jesus: NOTHING DAD!!
Mosses: Jump it and Hump it!!! WOOOT
Jesus: NOTHING DAD!!
Mosses: Jump it and Hump it!!! WOOOT
by WWT SKATER July 26, 2006

spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner.
WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.
WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.
Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her a Base-Jump and she died of eternal a$$ bleeding... Oh dear
by Quastel Leeyawnka April 17, 2010

by woldnt u love to know October 5, 2003
