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Wide Vagina 

The biggest conspiracy theory since JFK.

To summarise "Wide Vagina", it is a theory which explains women's dominance over males in the arena of sexual encounter stories. For many men, great embarassment and shame comes from being labelled as a man with a small penis. Now while this may be true for some men, it is often used by a female as a cover story for the poor quality of the sex, the real reason of course being her exceptionally wide vagina.

To conclude, if so many men are heard to have a "small penis", then why aren't as many women held to have a "wide vagina." Think it through logically, the numbers should be even!
Woman - "What are you trying to say?"
Larry David - "I submit to you, that it was not Jeff who has the small penis. But rather, it is you who has the wide vagina."
Wide Vagina by I Love Horses February 24, 2009
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vagina licking 

(noun) The act of using one's tongue to clean, arouse, or probe a female's vaginal opening.
I had a hardcore vagina licking session last night and now my tongue is all sticky.
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The thing that is man's most favorite thing.

Something men play with on the weekends.
Last Saturday Nicole and I had sex and I licked her vagina.
Vagina by Nom Nom babies January 17, 2011

moist vagina 

when its pink and wet, an awesome nirvana song too. When you just want to taste her, and you want to bang her allllll night, fuck her dry.
She has a moist vagina... I've been circling the circumference, I've been sucking on the walls of her anus... I prefer her to the finest marijuana...
moist vagina by it's Kurty, bitches! September 11, 2009

vagina bumpers 

Lesbians! Instead of taking the dick, they just bump vaginas to get turned on.
1 Sara and Lisa are in the back room vagina bumping, who the fuck invited them to the party? Wait, fuck it, where's the camera?!

2 Did you hear that Betty and Donna are vagina bumpers?! Go figure!
vagina bumpers by saulisdead July 16, 2008
1. female opening to the uterus
2. insult

1. I delivered a baby through my vagina after having sex with a man 9 months prior.

2. You sir, are a vagina.
Vagina by Larry September 9, 2003

vagina extender 

During sex, a woman "extends" her vagina by placing two fingers in a V shape around the man's penis and gripping tightly. This gives the illusion that the woman's vagina is much tighter.
She was either really tight or giving me the vagina extender. Either way, AWESOME.
vagina extender by DarkSkies December 13, 2008