vagina crumpet 

(Noun) 1. The hot sweet labia of the vagina of a hot woman. Each vagina has two vagina crumpets, which may be served on a platter or with various buttered sauces.

2. A gathering of hot women in a public area in close proximity, which seem to be unwary and easily obtainable by use of a net or blunt object.

1. You can easily slide into a nice pair of buttered up vagina crumpets....with your cock
2. Those vagina crumpets look tasty.
3.So many vagina crumpets will starve now that the CL ES section is gone.

vagina crumpet by the crumpet baker May 28, 2009

Vaginasaurous

When the either one or both of the vagina lips are swollen. mostly likely caused by a yeast infection, a latex allergy, a spermicide allergy, or rough sex while not properly lubricated. Sometimes it can be painful or itch. The best way to deal with it is to always wear liners, avoid super tight clothing as they cause yeast infections, and find out if you have allergies to latex or spermicide. If you have a Vaginasaurous in your pants, it helps to place a small ice pack in your panties to help ease the swelling.

Jane was scared when after sex her vagina was swollen. She asked her best friend what to make of it and she simply said, "Don't worry. You just have a slight case of Vaginasaurous."

Vaginasaurous by Queen of All Vags September 15, 2009

vagina 

Something I haven't gotten in a while.

Hey, how's the vagina? I wouldn't know you jerk.

vagina by William T Bash September 17, 2005

vagina diving 

the art of standing in front of a seated woman, and just burying your face into her vagina.

"...and that puts Jim in the lead by two points in the Vagina Diving competition!"

vagina diving by Hobs April 17, 2003

vagina 

the happiest place on earth

i have a vagina

=)

haha

vagina by ciit... January 20, 2009

vagina monster 

1. A fat, wrinkly, saggy, old vagina.
2. Disformed vagina.
2. A diss

sally - shut up you ugly disgusting vagina monster!

vagina monster by remah August 22, 2006

vaginatarian 

Reference to a lesbian.

Coined in the movie Say It Isn't So. "It’s a wonder she doesn’t quit the sausage and become a vaginatarian."

vaginatarian by creamsoda August 24, 2003