tabletpc

A funny concept priced for the well-to-do corporate crowd. A computer that comes with WindowsXP Tablet Edition and is in two formfactors - a swivel screen notebook and a clipboard type thingie.

Microsoft's latest money making scheme is the TabletPC, meant for the rich.

by ArcticFox January 3, 2004

tablet potato

A person who uses an iPad, especially on a train, airplane, boat, or bus, and is oblivious to everything around him or her.

Ben: Excuse me, what time is it, please?
Girl with iPad, using zoom feature, staring at photo on screen of Lake Atitlan in Guatemala and not really paying attention: (Hrmmmphhh!)
Rachel: I don't think that girl's really paying attention. She's a tablet potato! Ask someone else...

by pentozali June 8, 2010

Table Licker

An uncouth person who upon spilling a condiment or drink on a table, will lean over and lick it off.

Jimmy is such a table licker. He jizzed on the table and then licked it off instead of using a napkin.

by RustyMeister June 28, 2010

Table groceries

1. Noun, The groceries one eats first, either on the way home from the store or while unpacking all the groceries

2. Adjective, term used to describe a beautiful woman

Those giant marshmallows are table groceries, they didn't make it to the pantry or I can get enough of Jennifer Anniston, she is table groceries.

by Noliecanoli July 12, 2011

Table 116

If you visited a McDonalds in Maryland in the third week of March, and they had 'Table 116' and you felt the brail on the table, you then knew, a sped would haunt you after their near-death experience after choking on a small box of fries. You would then start seizing out, and then shortly recovery, in a repeating process. Then, You have Bobby, A McDonalds' Employee, take your receipts to make sure he got a 5 star on the customer survey rating.

They got some severe Table 116 effects.

by chingchonghoowong April 6, 2022

5th Table Leg

A meal that is so good you pop a boner. A meal that is just phenomenal! Delicious meal!!

That porkchop dinner was a 5th table leg meal!

by John Kazz September 25, 2007

professional table chef

(n.) the person you are embarrassed to go to a restaurant with because they ALWAYS send their plate back multiple times in order to get (1) a new, hot plate of food (2) free meals, desserts, coupons for future visits, etc. (3) an apology from the manager (4) put on the restaurant's 'do not serve' list

Yeah, we went downtown to that new place and she ordered a cheeseburger...she ate half and then said it wasn't cooked well enough...then when they brought a whole new one she decided she wanted cheddar and not provolone...THEN they brought that and she said the first one was better and she wouldn't pay for it...the manager came out and gave her a coupon for a free entree, apologized, and said her meal would be on the house. I can't stand professional table chefs! Go home and cook!

by leclassique November 10, 2010