Tallahassee Tugboat

Sexual act where you stand over a woman and she motorboats your balls while simultaneously jacking you of in a downward motion, pausing momentarily to go "toot. toot!"

Ive been trying to convince my old lady to give me a Tallahassee Tugboat, but shes not into ball play.

by Sasquatch361 January 6, 2011

English tugboat

Two yanks on a half chub yonk

Toot toot!

Then he asked me to give him a good ole' English tugboat!

by platypussy_ February 8, 2017

legally tugboat

Legally tugboat is like "Legally Blond" but without and blond and with the tugboat: meaning smart, short, ugly, and fat. She is type of girl your friend sets you up with by saying "she had a nice personality!" Like a tugboat, she looks like she wears a couple of tires around her waist the prevent hip damage!!!!!

Hey man, how did that date go the other night with that girl? Well, she never sent me a body shot, but when I met her, she was "legally tugboat!" Meaning, she went to law school, but was the ugliest chick there; nevertheless my cock thrusts were absorbed by her tire buffers and I blew a load all over her face!

by Stagmen June 6, 2021

Turbojerk

When you are overly excited over what you are seeing and being to jerk off anywhere, including in public.

Quick, fast strokes are common. Sudden masturbation is afoot. Usually followed by lots of orgasms.

I turned around and Jon Medina was turbojerking behind a coat rack.

by Jayboosh1999 April 13, 2013

tubboxranboo

Illegal

dumbass (stacy): OMG TUBBOXRANBOO IS SO CUTE-
any sane person: eye- no, they're minors. wtf stacy-

by AGremlinChild March 15, 2021

Tubol

Basically means hard poop. It was mainly used as weapons for ancient tribes in the Philippines.

To fight off Magellan's troops, Filipino tribes used Tubol as a projectile and as a result they drove away the Spaniards.

by explicited February 16, 2022

Tennessee Tugboat

Step one, one gentleman will sit on another's shoulders. The gentleman on the top needs to lean back so both men are back to back. Both men then reach back and grade the other's genitals. They then proceed to tug up or down, respectively, and sing row row row your boat.

Hey look at those two dudes giving each other the ol Tennessee tugboat. Those guys are athletic.

by Virginia violator November 11, 2010