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Soggy Turtle

Similar to the turtle head, only much more moisture saturated and holding to long is likely to result in a peanut butter sandwich type pasting of your butt checks without soiling your undergarments.
O'boy i have a soggy turtle If I don't hit the toilet he is going to be taking a swim.
by pzachman & dbuilta June 26, 2008
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turtle cage

a south african dairy-based dish covered with an assortment of spices and sauces. Sometimes an extra ingredient is included to inhance the taste such as a tub of baby corpse genetalia caviar
"My mom knew as soon as I was born that she wasnt going to breast feed. She decided that turtle cage should be the center of my diet.
by rfv January 16, 2009
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Turtle Blasting

When you are fucking a chicks tits a you blow a load on her chin and or tits.
"Man i was Turtle Blasting this hooker last night and DAM did i cover her with my man juice".
by MasterofTits November 19, 2009
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Turtleblast

When in desperate need of a shit, the Turtleblast is the name given to the fart where spray seeps around the edge of a shit-in-waiting, and is discharged as a fine mist.
"I was 69'ing this girl the other day when i totally got Tutleblasted in the face!"

"Dude that Turtleblast residue stained my wall!"
by Snizzbitz May 18, 2010
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Turtlein'

While you are anywhere other than a bathroom, you have to deficate so bad that your fecal matter starts coming out of your ass. In essence your crap is poking out of your ass like a turtle's head.
I had to shit soo bad, I was turtlein' while walking home from school.
by jaymax45 April 25, 2011
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Turtle Burglar

A person who has to poop so badly that others notice. Like a turtle head is about to emerge.
"Why is that old lady fidgeting around like that?"
"She's doing the poop dance because she's a turtle burglar"
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turtle headin it

When you have to defecate so badly that the poop is coming in and out like a turtle head goes in and out if its shell. Synonymous to "prairie doggin it"
I don't think I can finish this five mile run man, I'm turtle headin it bad!!
by definetheworld November 29, 2014
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