9 thing 

the 9 thing, is the moment at which a programme starts on E4, and a large number of 16-25 year olds tune in.

Also, a 9 thinger, somebody who tunes in at said time, to said channel.

The O.C, Smallville, Invasion blah blah

"What are you doing tonight?"
"Its Monday, E4 of course"
"Ah, so your a 9 thinger"

9 thing by ollie_h May 25, 2006

The Bad Thing  

Erectile dysfunction; the inability of a man to achieve or maintain an erection sufficient for his sexual needs or the needs of his partner.

John: You fuck lucy last night?
Matt: Not exactly...
John: how come dude
Matt: you know man, the bad thing happened

The Bad Thing by shhh566556 February 15, 2009

Shiny Thing 

1. n, Simple and prominent distraction.

2. n, Focus of Positive Intent, Happy Thought, Generally good-vibe target goal.

Occasional usage, but widespread among the furry community as imitation of behavior of magpies, raccoons, ferrets, etc.

1. I've got this project that's due Monday, but... Ooo, a Shiny Thing!

2. You may as well admit, now that you've got your new toy, you've found your Shiny Thing.

Shiny Thing by Infinity Squared December 27, 2008

Retard Mutant Emo Thing 

When theres a person that is a mix in between scene/prep.

"Whats with that weird looking scene kid with the aeropostale shirt?"

"Oh, nvm, its just a retard mutant emo thing."

Retard Mutant Emo Thing by zetsubouwalker August 10, 2009

That's not even a thing 

Thought to have originated from the "That 70's Show" quote "...is that a thing?". Highschooler Joshua MacLatchie coined this phrase to mean you are absolutely sure that isn't even a real thing.

This also predates Seinfeld because fuck physics.

Ex:

Zach: I totally dunked my balls in her ass last night, shit was so cash.

Shim-sham: That's not even a thing.

That's not even a thing by 100%RealFactChecker July 8, 2014

swamp thing 

An individual who rescues plus sized women from vehicles overturned in swamps. In exchange for this service sexual gratification of various and sundry sorts is expected such as the angry dragon or the hot karla.

Tammy's big ass rolled her car over in the swamp now the swamp thing is gonna angry dragon her.

swamp thing by silk dog April 1, 2005

type thing 

(Agree with the first def, but want to embellish.

Type thing is an expression of normalizing things, suggesting that everything is "as usual."

(Added to the end of a word or phrase as if it is a punctuation mark).

My anger management instructor said "type thing" after almost everything she said. It made me feel more comfortable in class.

Examples:

"The restrooms are located just outside this meeting room, type thing."

"From this course, you will learn helpful new tools, type thing."

Other examples:

"My car was dirty so I went to the car wash, type thing."

"Let's go out tonight for dinner and a movie, type thing."

type thing by yes juanito yes December 23, 2016