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pee ness

A word a person uses who's to chicken to say penis, or is to stupid to know how to spell penis. Or have a small penis themselves and named it "pee ness" to make it sound larger, fail.
person 1: HeY lOoK AT MY PEE NESS
person 2: you mean penis? what are you 2?
by pedo1245 September 14, 2011
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Recipee-pee

A recipe which includes an assortment of penises, dongs, dinglings, dicks, and/or cocks from any breed of life sauteed or stewed in a delicate urine sauce and served over a freshly filleted vagina.
Oh my gawd, this recipee-pee just made me cream my panties guy!
by Dr.FartScientist May 9, 2020
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Pee Jolt

The sudden, violent shake of the body during or at the end of a urinating session sometimes resulting in pee hitting the seat or even the floor. The most massive jolts can be achieved in the movie theater bathroom or in dark places you have never been before.
Friend 1: 'Hey guy, I just had the nicest pee jolt at the urinal.

Friend 2: 'I know. I saw your whole body shake. Now let's get back to the flick. I'm sure it has started by now.
by Uggsly January 19, 2011
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Pee Bucket

OMG, my pee bucket is overflowing!
by thepolkagirl March 29, 2009
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pee balls

when you have a tiny penis so that when you go pee you pee on your balls.
chris: dude your breath smells so bad

johm: shutup pee balls
by tooti June 20, 2012
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Pee Pee Dance

1. A dance buttfuckers do when they are too stoo ped to go to the bathroom on their own. 2. A gnome-like dwarf who tries to be funny, but really isn't. 3. An anal dwelling dwarf that causes itching, swelling, pustoles, sores, and anal warts to anyone who shakes her hand.
by mergie21 April 16, 2005
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Why my pee pee blue?

24 hours after sexual intercourse with a extraterrestrial urination may be blue.
Him: why my pee pee blue?
Doctor: it seems like you fucked E.T.
by Fishyotter May 17, 2018
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