she: "I told him 'stay away from the peach hole'...but he seems to think everything down there is up for grabs!"
he: "she seems unnaturally interested in my peach hole, and...I think I like it!"
he: "she seems unnaturally interested in my peach hole, and...I think I like it!"
by sherijonesy November 01, 2010
An Available Hole (noun) will 'put out' indiscriminately. Male or Female, they tend to be morally bereft and devoid of substantive thought.
They will make themselves available to all of his/her friends, all of your friends, your friends' friends, passing strangers, the butcher, the baker, and particularly the candlestick maker and generally anybody who is in need of an 'available hole' for sexual encounters lacking in any sense of lasting satisfaction and ultimately cumulating in notions of being an vapid and debased soul.
An Available Hole will usually be a carrier of various STIs/STDs and will waste no opportunity to smear these across the face of society and infect the general populous with their pestilence. They will frequently use their powers of manipulation to engineer situations whereby they may garner attention, breach trusts, disregard others, break friendships, test relationships, spread disease and corrupt the minds of innocents.
Not really someone to take to 'meet your parents' or to openly admit to engaging in acts of promiscuity with, to either close friends, acquaintances or colleagues.
Also known, amongst various others, as the 'town bike', 'town crotch', 'unpaid whore'
They will make themselves available to all of his/her friends, all of your friends, your friends' friends, passing strangers, the butcher, the baker, and particularly the candlestick maker and generally anybody who is in need of an 'available hole' for sexual encounters lacking in any sense of lasting satisfaction and ultimately cumulating in notions of being an vapid and debased soul.
An Available Hole will usually be a carrier of various STIs/STDs and will waste no opportunity to smear these across the face of society and infect the general populous with their pestilence. They will frequently use their powers of manipulation to engineer situations whereby they may garner attention, breach trusts, disregard others, break friendships, test relationships, spread disease and corrupt the minds of innocents.
Not really someone to take to 'meet your parents' or to openly admit to engaging in acts of promiscuity with, to either close friends, acquaintances or colleagues.
Also known, amongst various others, as the 'town bike', 'town crotch', 'unpaid whore'
A: Hey man, ya know that Salli? She's a right goer, had her last night..
B: Yeh man, had her last week... That makes us weiner cousins!
C: Salli? Shit, she left me with a bad case of the clap coupla months back. Fuck man, she's been ridden by every Tom, Dick and Harry in town. That makes us all weiner cousins
A: Ik. Think I may have to go get myself checked out didn't realise she was such an Available Hole. Meh.
B: Yeh man, had her last week... That makes us weiner cousins!
C: Salli? Shit, she left me with a bad case of the clap coupla months back. Fuck man, she's been ridden by every Tom, Dick and Harry in town. That makes us all weiner cousins
A: Ik. Think I may have to go get myself checked out didn't realise she was such an Available Hole. Meh.
by Spoontastic January 10, 2010
by Dr. Vegas Rosebud May 31, 2013
Assenio Hole is a former late night talk show host in a parallel universe. He is also a friend to Sweaty Murfee and Hall of Fame basketball player Majik Dick.
Did you watch Assenio Hole last night? He had on Sweaty Murfee and NBA MVP Majik Dick. It was hilarious.
by MrVoteLibertarian September 24, 2011
There was also a Seattle-area rock band in the 1980s called "The F Holes" which gave a lot of people the wrong idea.
by kohoutekdriver8 July 28, 2006
What you call your co-worker who gets all the gravey jobs cause he hangs off the boss's ball satchel
by columbo812 September 11, 2009
American Slang for the anus. Originated from the use of corn husks as primitive toilet paper in Colonial days. Mainly used in the South and Midwest.
by TreeAnt January 08, 2009