I won't tell if you don't

Convenient phrase used to assure any person being approached by an interested party that they made the right decision in initially turning them down them with the "sorry, I have a boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other of non-specific gender" line. Often followed by a cheeky wink, just to really bring it home.

The war-cry of the asshole.

Guy: "hey gorgeous, do you think I could take you out some time?"
Girl: "aw that's sweet, and I'm flattered, but I have a boyfriend"
Guy: "no sweat baby, I have a wife and three kids at home. I won't tell if you don't"
Girl: "oh gosh really? Thank goodness, that was my main concern. Pick me up at 7, and bring a three-pack of Durex"

by Heterochromia_biomedical September 9, 2018

Hubble Space Telescope

What is the Hubble Space Telescope? Well, I looked it up on Wikipedia and it gives you an overview of Hubble’s life. They say “Hubble was launched in 1990” and “it can take extremely high resolution images.” Huh. They didn’t let me edit the Wikipedia page, so here we are. Let me tell you, Hubble is so much more than anything that some researcher can write on a page. Let’s start with the basics: it’s a very big peepee in space. If that’s not enough for you, consider the fact that the Hubble Space Telescope is indisputably the thiccest satellite so far. 24 THOUSAND POUNDS OF HUBBLE. It’s so beautiful I could cry. And not only that, it’s speeding along at OVER FIVE MILES PER SECOND. That’s right people, miles per second. That’s faster that an ambulance. Now, I know this definition isn’t supposed to be that long. I also know that this probably won’t get published. But I had to try. I had to write about Hubble. I love you Hubble. Always.

“Hey what’s the coolest thing in the world?”
“Haha, the Hubble Space Telescope, of course!”

by HubbleTheSquid April 22, 2019

Don't tell Amy

a prase that is used when one does something that they do not wish another person to know of

Mark: tapes Ethan to the wall "Don't tell Amy"
Ethan: laughs nervously

by Chaotic Crow July 27, 2021

rungaha remagaha woraha teleha etoyamtee ramgay

Long long ago, 1000 years before the kingdom of Ruraiharapur (present day Mangolia) was established, the king Vapashtra I and his descendants, Haranga Hatama Mango Yamtee Ramgay, and his grandson, Rungaha Remagaha Woraha Teleha Etoyamtee Ramgay was born in 2009. Rungaha Remagaha Woraha Teleha Etoyamtee Ramgay has king Vapashtra I's ancestry. His family history includes, Vapashtra I's son, Prince Lansapuram, married Princess Maharashtra, in fact, the Indian State Maharashtra was named after Princess Maharashtra. They had a son named Mumbaisetri. The Indian city of Mumbai was named after him. 600 years later, Mumbaisetri's great-great-great-great grandson, Mahanaga Rehasi Hamajagah Lamsaobaygio Bị Xỉu Rồi married Sansansi Pupunang Yamtee Ramgay, and had a son named Susasapay Palasau Yamtee Ramgay. His grandson would be Haranga Hatama Mango Yamtee Ramgay and his great-great grandson would be Rungaha Remagaha Woraha Teleha Etoyamtee Ramgay.

I can't believe it! I didn't know that Rungaha Remagaha Woraha Teleha Etoyamtee Ramgay have Vapashtra I's ancestry!

by hund11111 December 23, 2022

"There's something I need to tell you" drama

Typical (usually teen) melodrama where nearly every episode includes the phrase "There's something I need to tell you". The "something" usually involves a previous lie, backstab, pregnancy, or other misdeed.

"I can't believe I just watched 7 episodes of 90210 in a row!"
"That's pretty sad... what do you think is wrong with you?"
"I don't know... I think I'm addicted to "There's something I need to tell you" dramas."

by liversounds July 14, 2014

The-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off

The game that isn't quite like any other ball game and is usually played by people who aren't good at other sports. Usually played by a small group of kids, generally unsupervised.

Today I played the-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off during PE class.

by TrainerGamer December 12, 2020

tele-rape

to have phone sex with someone against their will.

kind of like verbal rape, only over a telephone.

Mason's girlfriend dumped him because he tele-raped her.

by danbrown4life February 23, 2008