Inviting one or more parties to openly participate in sexual activities. Synonymous with "come hit that" and "smack that ass".
by cautiscy September 2, 2009
Get the fall on my coffee table mug.THE ACT OF CLIMBING ON TOP OF A GLASS TOP TABLE AND CRAPING ON THE GLASS, AND SMEARING IT WITH YOUR CHEEKS IN A CLOCKWISE MOTION
MAN I NEED TO SPICE UP MY SEX LIFE, I HAVE AN IDEA HOW ABOUT A BOSTON TABLE TOP. BE CAREFUL NOT TO SLIP.
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Guy A: "Every five minutes she says, 'i need someone to make out with' and so i say 'let's go' and then later she says she thought i was joking."
Guy B: "Give her the ol' dick in the laptop bag. That'll put the balls on the table, so to speak"
Guy B: "Give her the ol' dick in the laptop bag. That'll put the balls on the table, so to speak"
by sinistlor December 8, 2009
Get the balls on the table mug.a sex position that must follow these steps:
1. Order Chinese food.
2. Girl goes into crab pose.
3. Commence intercourse.
4. Begin washing each other with body-wash.
5. When Chinese food arrives either
a. Invite the delivery person in to take helm at the other end
or b. awkwardly take your food to move onto step 6
6. Use girl's stomach as a table for the food while commencing intercourse.
1. Order Chinese food.
2. Girl goes into crab pose.
3. Commence intercourse.
4. Begin washing each other with body-wash.
5. When Chinese food arrives either
a. Invite the delivery person in to take helm at the other end
or b. awkwardly take your food to move onto step 6
6. Use girl's stomach as a table for the food while commencing intercourse.
Hey man, want some Chinese food?
Naw, man. Brings back too many bad memories of doing the Panda Table Backhandspring with Jill last month. That was messy.
Naw, man. Brings back too many bad memories of doing the Panda Table Backhandspring with Jill last month. That was messy.
by SexyBusTime January 11, 2011
Get the Panda Table Backhandspring mug.The act of spinning a small girl on your penis, during the cowgirl, to switch into a reverse cowgirl or vice versa.
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Get the round table mug.Refers to city councils, especially those of small towns, that posture for cameras and reporters and talk loudly while dragging their feet and bickering about issues that do not matter in the real world. Derived from Knights of the Round Table. Kite as in held to Earth(the real world) by a thin, easilly broken thread, changing directions with the wind, and Round Table as in the ridiculously large conference tables in most council chambers. Usually the smaller the town, the larger the table and the self image of such council. Used in a sarcastic or deragatory manner. No racial application.
We could have had a really nice park for the kids, but the Kites of the Round Table shut that down in favor of an imaginary street that goes nowhere so that they could raise property taxes again.
by i'el abshira January 7, 2008
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