The Wind chime

When you hit an angry guit and fart at the same time

I hit the wind chime and my girlfriends jaw dropped

by Ab050600 May 10, 2025

Two shits in the wind

Not give a fuck

Sorry man but I don’t give two shits in the wind about ya gran’s funeral

by anonymous February 25, 2023

Golden Wind

The simultaneous action of urinating while ripping ass hard enough to turn the stream into a fine mist

Ive heard of a golden shower... but a golden wind requires some special talent

by AzureFish February 21, 2025

wind sports

Farting on or being farted on for sexual pleasure.

I thought we were just going to do some wind sports but he followed through.

by templehoffer October 26, 2012

shaft-wind

An expulsion of flatulence so profound that it shakes and vibrates the length of one’s vein cane.

“Did you hear about Andrew and Mike at fart darts the other night? They broke a glass at the bar by harmonizing each other’s shaft-wind.”

by PMan401 October 26, 2019

no wind resistance

A song that is made by Kinneret and became popular by the "I've been here 60 years and I'm still not bored" meme

"hey, what's the name of that "I've been here 60 years" song?

"I think it's called no wind resistance

by Cloudy NotValid May 15, 2022

irish wind chime

Dead IRA members hanging from a tree

We hung those IRA bastards by the neck and made Irish Wind Chimes

by Man U for life March 24, 2024