That split second just as you realise something really bad has/is about to happen, your stomach feels like you're falling off the top of a tall building and your sphincter grips up tighter than a Duck's Arse.
1. I was in the office late at night and thought the place was empty, I was just about to start Rounding up the tadpoles when a cleaner walked in! There was a sphinct-o-second moment while I frantically packed my todger away.
2. Sent a sext message saying "I'll be home in 5, lube yourself up!" and as I hit sent, I saw "Received: mother in law" !
2. Sent a sext message saying "I'll be home in 5, lube yourself up!" and as I hit sent, I saw "Received: mother in law" !
by ADzski March 7, 2019
Get the sphinct-o-secondmug. Max was horny and had a boner, Andre was looking and he got a boner. Andre had second-hand arousement
by Your friendly neigborhood neek October 12, 2020
Get the Second-hand arousementmug. The act of getting AIDS as a result of having sexual intercourse with an individual who recently was a sexual partner of Magic Johnson
Person 1: “Yo man, I got second hand magic yesterday!”
Person 2: “ Oh, did you buy a used magic kit?”
Person 1: “ No, I had sex with a girl who recently fucked Magic Johnson!”
Person 2: “ Oh, did you buy a used magic kit?”
Person 1: “ No, I had sex with a girl who recently fucked Magic Johnson!”
by Randy Mead November 18, 2019
Get the Second Hand Magicmug. 10 second crush:
i) is a crush that you have for a very short amount of time and get over them very quickly
ii) a CRUSH you have as a last solution and if someone better looking came you wouldn't pay attention to them anymore
i) is a crush that you have for a very short amount of time and get over them very quickly
ii) a CRUSH you have as a last solution and if someone better looking came you wouldn't pay attention to them anymore
For meaning 1
Person 1: I heard Dylan is back on the market
Person 2: I don't like him anymore he was just a 10 second crush
For meaning 2
Person 1: Do you still like Marie ?
Person 2: Nah, I mean haven't you seen Hellen?
Person 1: I heard Dylan is back on the market
Person 2: I don't like him anymore he was just a 10 second crush
For meaning 2
Person 1: Do you still like Marie ?
Person 2: Nah, I mean haven't you seen Hellen?
by KyM July 25, 2015
Get the 10 second crushmug. Danone: have you had your first kiss yet?
Ian: yeah, and I've had my second first kiss too *wink*
Danone: *gags*
Ian: yeah, and I've had my second first kiss too *wink*
Danone: *gags*
by Erinmnoah May 27, 2016
Get the Second First Kissmug. 1. If an article of food is dropped, the 5 second rule states that it is still elligible for eating within a 5 second interval.
2. A rule governing the amount of time it takes for George W Bush to speak before he mispronounces a word.
2. A rule governing the amount of time it takes for George W Bush to speak before he mispronounces a word.
by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003
Get the 5 second rulemug. a state of intoxication where the said "drunk" person did not have a sip of alcohol but seems to be in an intoxicated state. Mostly prevalent in the Irish or Celtic people because of their inherited ability to absorb alcohol from the air, with a high enough concentration.
At the wedding, young Patrick and Bridget seemed to be drunk even though they could not possibly be. Aunt Eileen nudged her husband and said "must be the second-hand drunkness."
by Bridget Boyle October 14, 2007
Get the Second-Hand Drunknessmug.