The sister switch also know as the roomate switch because it applies to roomates and sisters. You find out your girlfriend’s sister/roomate is the more desireable one and you want to switch. How you do it is you suggest a threesome with the sister/roomate to your girlfriend and she is so appauled by the idea she kicks you out. She later vents about to the other and she is secretly flattered why giving fake sympathy. You wait until you girlfriend is at work and you call the sister/roomate. You get past the awkwardness then you ask her out.
There is an alternate scenario where your girlfriend is into it and the sister/roomate is too. In this case you either are very lucky or offered to aide in incest where you are expected to decline.
There is an alternate scenario where your girlfriend is into it and the sister/roomate is too. In this case you either are very lucky or offered to aide in incest where you are expected to decline.
S6 EP12 of Seinfeld Jerry attempts The Sister Switch (T.S.S) with his girlfriends roomate and gets offered threesome and declines because he’s secretly gay.
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A common 2-player game. It's where one person puts one thumb in their ass and the other in their mouth. When the other person says "Go" they alternate thumb placement.
Do you think Brandon plays switch? I don't know, check his thumbs to find out.
I saw Caleb's thumbs yesterday, he's a switcher for sure.
I saw Caleb's thumbs yesterday, he's a switcher for sure.
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Get the Switch mug.Said when you want someone to alter behavior or change their attitude. Sally kept arguing with Dave about the earth being flat, and he told her to switch.
"Yo, switch!"
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Get the Switch mug.A friendly game where you and friends put one finger in your mouth and another up your butt. When someone says switch, you switch fingers. Forms of “Switch” can be played with varying peoples mouths/butts. And you can even use different fingers each round.
You: “Hey, Joe wanna play a game of switch?”
Joe: “Sure thing bro!”
*one finger enters mouth (preferably pointer finger of one hand)
*another finger enters butt (preferably pointer finger of other hand)
Joe: “SWITCH!!!”
*fingers switch
Joe: “Sure thing bro!”
*one finger enters mouth (preferably pointer finger of one hand)
*another finger enters butt (preferably pointer finger of other hand)
Joe: “SWITCH!!!”
*fingers switch
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"Why does my wifi no longer work? I can still reach it on my phone".
"Oh, there's a little switch on the side of your laptop that shuts it off. A lot of people hit it accidentally".
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