Swag Collector

A person that has devoted their life to accumulating large amounts of swag. They do this in hopes that people will like having them around if they have swag, but little do they know that this hobby actually makes them less enjoyable to be around than if they had not collected any swag in the first place. Swag is said to have originally stood for "Secretly We Are Gay", and this would explain why Swag Collectors walk funny(Due to the ass fucking they just received). Swag Collectors can usually be seen wearing sideways hats(with the bill perfectly strait and the sticker still on it), and flashy clothing. The flashy clothing is thought to be a way of attracting mates, much in the way a peacock has bright feathers, with the exception that Swag Collectors are attempting to attract same-sex mates.

Thrillz Millz: "Hey, I'm a Swag Collector"

Perez Hilton: "Yay! Wanna fuck?!"

Thrillz Millz: "Yup!"

by non-SwagCollector December 17, 2012

Awkward Swag

The ultimate form and stage of the Swag cycle. The swag molecules will grow exponentially until it reaches a point where the molecules overflow through the person's body. This will usually corrupt the person's speech and body actions in a way so inexplicably awkward. The person will start to feel very fly, causing them to act like a bird and make them do the occasional bird sound. The biggest advantage of having awkward swag is that it makes them a chick magnet, which helps gain baby chickens.

Dude 1: Yo dude, you're acting so fly. Are you on meth?
Dude 2: Hahaha, no. It's my awkward swag.

Baby Chick 1: Hey girl, why am I attracted to that guy?
Baby Chick 2: IT'S HIS AWKWARD SWAG!!! HE'S A CHICK MAGNET!!

by Mr Awkward Swaggg April 9, 2013

Jockey Swag

When one tucks his or her pants into his or her Nike mid-calf socks.

Guy#1:Dude did you see that guy with his pants tucked into his socks? What a loser!
Guy#2: Nah bro that's the latest thing it's jockey swag. He has got some serious swag. Whatta boss.

by JockeySwag December 5, 2011

swag surfing

To be fly and be able to move through matters in an easy maner or to be able to go through your life soley on your swagger.

I've been just swag surfing for the past few days

by iandakid23 May 29, 2009

Swag Rap

A popular style of rap characterized by its emphasis on swag, rather than lyrical creativity. It can usually be identified by its lack of talent and inspiration, awkward pauses during the verses, and excessive bragging.

Instead of actually possessing talent, these crappy rappers just brag about their money, cars, clothes, and their "swag".

Popular swag rappers include Lil Wayne, Soulja Boy, Shawty Lo, Kanye West, and others.

Examples: Lil Wayne's verse on Birdman's 100 Million dollars:

I wish I would switch.... I don't know how/
Blood gang swarm.... like a red ant pile/
Mean mug... like I can't smile/
Like my grill near cost me 100 thou

Notice how the spaced-out delivery and awkward pauses make the listener think Wayne is saying something cool.

Soulja Boy's remix of "Successful" also qualifies at Swag Rap with its slowly-delivered wack punchlines: "I like females that like to wear their toes out/ call me a fire hydrant... I bring the hoes out"

Once again, notice how his 3rd-grade delivery tricks the listener into believing that an object that a dog pisses on is actually something impressive.

by StormTrak December 1, 2009

irish swag

The coolest, most awesome form of swag ever: irish people have been swaggering since the dawn of time – and they didn't even exist back then (So f**king awesome!)

"i saw his dance moves at the club; he definitely has that irish swag!"

by 21ducks&chickens February 28, 2015

Minecraft "Swag"

A person who is insanely addicted to Minecraft and cannot stop talking about it. He/She believes that He/She is the best at Minecraft.

"Omg check that house out, Minecraft "Swag"

by lebo 1 December 6, 2011