Static2k

1) Idiots who call themselves rappers
2) Idiots who drink lots of "Faygo" which you can buy at Fiesta for 25 cents a bottle.
3) Idiots who rip off the cover art of a Mike Patton album and apply it to their face.
4) People who make shitty movies.
5) Idiots who do all of the above.

All of Static2k

by Tommy October 20, 2003

Static2k

found this on place on google. agree with other replies.

This place is just like a good percentage of the web is...complete trash

Static2k is really great if you like hip hip. dont like hip hop, you should die, eh. yes, eh.

by Cat Man Do, Africa November 24, 2003

Station Cat

A person that has 2 modes, bouncing around for some of the time and then spending the rest of the time in bed. Prolonged sleeping is not uncommon and station cats going into near hibernation for periods of 24hrs. They also suffer from a severe phobia of menstruation and the slightest mention of a tampon can send the station cat into a state of sheer panic. They also have a tendancy to get their penis out at the sight of a female cat as they believe that this is the best way to mate with a female. However this is not to their advantage considering most station cats have the misfortune of having small members and oversized testes. Station cats are rare to find but if you stumble across one then you are sure not to forget them.

to be hyperactive one minute and the next be almost in a deep sleep akin to a coma the next you are known to be a station cat
to have testes that are oversized and a small member and use this as a chat up line to females you are known to be a station cat

by Tim Weston October 13, 2006

Statial Awareness

How 'in-tune' you are to the passing of time.

It's almost time for dinner, what are you thinking?

Dinner? Bitch, it's only 2 P.M., your statial awareness is all fucked up.

by Dracor July 25, 2011

ham station

something one visits when they need, or enjoy copius amounts of Ham.

Hey dingle, wanna come to the Ham Station with me?
Lets go all get HAMMED!
Its HAM time!
Where is all the Ham?
I really do enjoy getting Hammed.

by Blandy July 11, 2006

Urination Station

Basically another name for the bathroom that I thought up one day at camp

Chick: Damn I have to pee
Guy: THen go use the Urination Station

by Jordan Toxic April 13, 2006

Station camp

A school full of whores, daddy’s money, and drugs. I also heard there was a outbreak of chlamydia. The station camp football team is absolute dogshit🤮 if you go to station camp you definitely reek of fish 🐠

You smell that fish?
Yeah it’s just station camp

by BisonlovethisWAP August 24, 2020