Stalk you later

Derived from stumbling over your words when you can't decide between "see you later" and "talk to you later" and end up sounding like an idiot trying to say both at once. Deliberately blending the two turns a social faux pas into an ironic commentary on postmodern friendships.

Chet: Alrigh', dude. I'm out.
Allen: Stalk you later, man.
Chet: Whoa, you're right. Modern technology and microblogging makes us all stalkers of each other.

by Skoren Creek October 27, 2010

stalker

1. Someone who pursues by tracking stealthily.
2. Someone who follows or observes (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement.
3. Billy Miller.
4. Those two girls in wigs.

"Stalker is such a harsh word.. I prefer pursuer."
"Or observing with a passion!"
-Those two girls in wigs

by Sabishii211 March 26, 2004

stalkerazzi

1. a compound word consisting of stalker and paparazzi.

That one rich girl that just got outta jail actually LIKES having the stalkerazzi around her as much as possible.

by Sumdumsurfer August 2, 2007

stalker

someone who wants to rape you in the butt

justin is a stalker

by deana eichman January 12, 2009

my space stalker

Parent who checks their kids my space posts.

My Mom is a my space stalker.

by Fino August 18, 2006

stalker teacher

stalker teacher:
A teacher that follows you around at school to see wether you getting into any shit,wearing the uniform, fineshed your home work,going to your detention,etc

that fucken stalker teacher is following us again!
What have i done this time stalker teacher!

by xo kara xo November 29, 2007

Stalker Mode

When someone knows your name and most of your business, but you have absolutely no idea who they are.

Jimmy- Hey Ciara ready for the math test?
Ciara- Ummmm, do I know you?
Jimmy- Yea we're in math class together.
Ciara- Wow you're totally on Stalker Mode

by Lol Smiley Face hahahahaha September 16, 2011