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prune-pursuer 

-one who is into older ladies, or vice versa.
person 1: damn she's hot
person 2: she looks like she's 55
person 1: i know but check out those curves.
person 2: ew ok you are officially a prune-pursuer.

Power Pursuer

A term used to describe a person who will do anything to achieve their goals. It was created by the very attractive and talented YouTuber, DanWasabi.
1. “I’m not a clout chaser, I’m a power pursuer”
2. Jeff: “Hey man why do you keep spamming your god damn video links on Twitter?” Dan: “Relax, I’m just tryna pursue my powers”
Power Pursuer by Power Pursuer January 28, 2021

pursue other opportunities 

To be fired or forced out of a job due to failure or scandal. The "opportunities" to be "pursued" may include crying, applying for unemployment, eating cheetos, and watching daytime talk tv. A close analogue, usually used in politics or sports, is the departure "to spend time with his family."
In the wake of its failure to meet earnings targets, the company announced that its chief financial officer would be leaving to pursue other opportunities and the company was planning to focus on its core competencies.
pursue other opportunities by smythy September 15, 2009

Pursue the Pumpkin 

v: to make an attempt to speak to, impress, and seduce any number of females
ex. 1: Jordy, tonight we are going out and we are pursuing the pumpkin

ex. 2: PJ, stop being a little bitch and pursue the pumpkin
Pursue the Pumpkin by Riley_T_D October 21, 2010
(Verb) To to push yourself to do something until you've attained it, pursue could also mean to chase something or someone but for a good reason, I hope.
"I'm going to pursue my goals of getting that new Gucci belt!"

"They are going to pursue that white van to find the missing child."
Pursue by Probably a Cat March 8, 2019

Exit Pursued By A Bear 

When you're having sex with a fat, burly, hairy gay man, and he informs you that he has AIDS.
David: Oh my gawwwd! This is the best sex I've ever had!!!

Bear: Mmmmm, oh by the way, I was just diagnosed with HIV.

David: What?! You know I only go bareback!!!

Bear: Don't you mean "bearback"? (chuckles)

David: Fuck you, man!

(David removes the bear's cock from his ass and quickly puts his clothes back on)

Bear: No, wait! Cum back! (aside) Tee-hee.

(Exit pursued by a bear)