social apathitis

...the contagious dis-ease or illness that is epidemic throughout society...

Symptoms include: ignorance and deliberate bashing of the vulnerable groups of people... This sociopathic illness does not discriminate on who is chosen for its carriers: it crosses all races, cultures, econo-classes, ethnicities, ages, genders and orientations, spiritual or sexual.

That politician has social apathitis or he would not have made more cuts to the budget for sick people.

by MsDeeVeeAns March 18, 2008

Social Netwanking

1. Verb: using pictures of contemporaries added as 'friends' on social networking sites such as Facebook in order to arouse and stimulate oneself.
Phrase coined by David Swift in 2009.

Fancy coming out for a pint, Percy?

Not tonight mate, I'm going on Facebook for a bit of social netwanking.

by FS2460 February 15, 2010

Social Voyeur

someone who enjoys viewing content on facebook, twitter etc without 'liking' or adding anything to the conversation

"Hey Pete, good to see you, I'm loving your status updates and the pics you post"

Pete: "Really now? This is fascinating. You tell me this now that you're bumping into me in the real world, but for some reason you can't click 'like' or add to the conversation. Why do you enjoy & ignore? You're such a social voyeur!"

by Peter Greenwall June 11, 2011

Box Social

party homer threw on mr. burns' yacht on the border of international waters where the coastguard sang a harsh rendition of a guitar riff over the loudspeaker. they also get attacked by pirates.

"Oh, they are poking every nook and cranny. Well, every
cranny anyway. So far the nook is relatively... Oooohhhh no! No, it isn't!"
~Apu

by pika chu March 10, 2004

social-fart

a person resembling a fart. something silent that wofts around a group of people lingering. this defention can also be classified as jay
pronouced "soh-shul-fart"

A prime living example of a social-fart is Jay

by Larry Emder February 7, 2006

socially maladjusted

Poorly adjusted to cope with social situations. See Colin Lothrop.

Tell Colin he's socially maladjusted.

by KidNapster March 24, 2005

social loafer

Someone who avoids helping social groups make decisions, yet manages to bitch about the choice.

Dude, stop being such a social loafer and help us decide where to eat.

by DHensler May 5, 2007