Gooch Scooch

The act of two men rubbing taints.

My boy Alex and I had a good gooch scooch the other night.

by GoochGuy December 19, 2019

Paulie smooch

When in a sexual act ,a male or female sucks on hemorrhoid and leaves a hickey on it

Paulie smooch-Sucking on a hemorrhoid

by Paul the smooch October 27, 2020

Cloth Smoocher

It is someone who wears their mask.

Joe is a Cloth Smoocher

by thanosbeatboxyes February 17, 2021

Gooch scooch

The thing that dogs do

Dave had an itch so he gooch scooched to the bedroom

by Thatskaterkid August 2, 2022

National Smooch Day

National Smooch Day is September 20. This day is dedicated to giving out a kiss to someone, whether satirical platonic or romantic.

"Hey, it's National Smooch Day!"

by anonbandit September 20, 2022

Gooch Smooch

A as of now a fictional form of torture as far as I am aware.

A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.

Damn Tony fucked up so deep the cartel found him and helped him deliver a gooch smooch!

by Tally P January 31, 2023

Samuel smoocher

Someone who partakes in thee smooching of Samuel Chichester as a minor

My 12 year-old brother became a Samuel smoocher when he kissed Samuel Chichester

by Bobby smurada April 27, 2023