water cooler smile

A forced smile. The water cooler is stereotypically the place in the office where people gather to make small talk. Given the fact that most people hate their coworkers or just don’t want to be around them, you're left with the water cooler smile.

Oh my god Tracy, look at how bad my grad photos turned out!

"Oh man, that water cooler smile tho!"

by hecking log November 17, 2017

Kool-Aid smile

A long, deep, curving cut across the lower half of the face made by a razor or knife as a calling card by a rival gang or serial killer.

All the victims were found slumped over in their chairs, all blood having been drained through the killer's mark of a Kool-Aid smile.

by FreddyButt June 6, 2019

Horizontal Bacon Smile

The roughest toughest penis to ever grace the fields of Madagascar. People dropped in fear at the site of the Horizontal Bacon Smile drinking tea or knitting mugs to drink from. He was one bad ass light-skinned lincoln log

hide the perishables here come the horizontal bacon smile

by Miles Labia December 15, 2003

1/4 Smile

When a person says something that quite doesn't deserve a laugh, you can give them a 1/4 smile, or maybe even a 1/2 smile.

His name is Will.i.am not William. You wouldn't call FLO-Rida Florida now would you.

1/4 smile. (Did you see how I used it)

by Felipe M January 17, 2009

short term smiles

When your days are filled with grey clouds, and the occasional glimpse of sunshine.

Sure you're happy,
but only for a little
Just until your thoughts catch you,
then the arms you bear turn brittle.

^short term smiles...

by the daydreamer February 1, 2014

Smile Out Loud

The indelibly audible sound made when one experiences an overwhelmingly joyous moment amidst life's mundane daily existence as shared in a moment of Mamihlapinatapai.

After a long trying day he received her subtle and sweet text message and could not resist the urge to smile out loud.
The thought of him made her smile out loud.

by Johnny Wishbone 79 March 28, 2018

Double Chin Smile

When you're smiling and thinking what the hell at the exact same time.

I double chin smiled when that old cougar asked me out.

by TheLoneRanger September 14, 2012