Slump Season

The awkward phase in between Halloween and Thanksgiving where everyone becomes unmotivated, irritable, and sad, for no specific reason. This period of time also overlaps with Cuffing Season, and gets in the way of ones ability to become cuffed. Your friends will begin to ignore you, and all you want to do is sit at home and slump on the couch (and cry) for days. Literally you and everyone you know loses all motivation to do anything.

“Hey man, wanna hang out?”
“Sorry, no, it’s slump season.”
“Ah come on, let’s do something!”
“Nah...”

by Eggs with Legs November 7, 2017

Hoody Season

Wen jah side ting steal her mandems hoody foe u tu due triflin shit wit it

It’s hoody season for that simp ass trick

by $hovie Groovy December 13, 2020

smut snatchin' season or s^3

the season in which it is available for a man to take a smut (slut) away from another man.

During smut snatchin' season or s^3, Sponge managed to get with 5 girls who were already dating guys.

by Telly DOEnut March 21, 2009

Seasoning Your Meat

Putting seasoning (i.e. parsley, thyme, etc.) on your junk before a blow job so it tastes better for the other party

Seasoning your meat:

Hey man I seasoned my meat for jill last night

Like a steak?

Yeah, but not that kind

I bet she loved it

You kidding? She asked for seconds!

by Neon Ninja Kills You November 4, 2009

reason for the season

Something that is awesome, or important.

Kim Kardashian is the reason for the season

by Dylan123e January 5, 2009

open season

the act of lifting someones shirt and slapping them in the back with both hands. Most effective when performed with an accomplice. obviously it must be a surprise to the victim for maximum hilarity.

Dude, did you just see Danny open season Keith Edie into those lockers? He cried.

by reid sellen January 8, 2009

Seasonal transsexual

A female who doesn't shave or get a pedicure during the winter months.

Chick: I don't shave because I can't wear shorts anyway, it's cold.

Real female: you are a seasonal transsexual.

by Gette317 June 17, 2012