Skronk

The sound made by game show buzzers when you answer incorrectly. Therefore, to be undisputably wrong about something; to be unceremoniously denied.

1. The boss skronked us ordering another bottle of wine at lunch.
2. Skronk that! we're gonna anyway.
3. My design was skronked by the client
4. Let's catch a flick?! Skronk, too lazy.

by wendigen July 22, 2011

stonker

a drunk stoner

She's such a stonker. Smokes a lot of weed and drinks a lot of wine.

by some other guy in the mountain November 28, 2013

stronkthiopian

An Ethiopian that is very muscular, "stronk", and drinks alot of vodka (Russian pronunciation of "strong)

Vladimir: look at Ethiopian there

Nikolai: da comrade, it is stronkthiopian

by Kv2 main September 24, 2019

stroke the remote

Synonymous with channel surfing or
hey, I was watching that!

Stroke the remote anything's better than this Cops crap

by nerfherder January 11, 2009

Stroke Speech

The typical teleprompter speech by President Obama that sexually excites Chris Matthews, Keith Obermann,Obama, and other progressive douche bags

Did you hear Obama's latest stroke speech about amnesty?
Yes, Chris Matthews found it stroke worthy but it was just another pack of lies from that bullshit artist.

by Mr Duke July 8, 2010

stroak

1. To gently rub a male genital
2.your heart stops and you shake on the floor

1. Anna took Spencer's Penis and stroked it.
2. Jackson had a stroak and had to go to the hospital.

by Large clock June 1, 2017

stonking

adjective

(BrE) Tremendous. Via BoJo, connoting a similar capacity for uncertain, quasi-populist misgovernance and general demagoguery as this favourite Trumpian term.

We have had so much doubt and dubitation for such a long time, and the people of this country have given us tonight, I mean, this morning, a huge great stonking mandate because they want us to do one thing that you all know—they want us to get Brexit done.

—Boris Johnson (quoted accurately, without falsification!) on the UK general election and a hard Brexit

by DrSJohnson December 24, 2019