Stadium Seating

A sexual act similar to a blumpkin in which one dude craps in the top tank of the toilet while a second craps in the bowl of the toilet. The dude crapping in the top tank receives a blowjob while the girl is riding the dude crapping in the bowl of the toilet.

Me and my buddy got stadium seating from that dirty skank Becky

by *construction noises* April 11, 2018

The hot seat

The seat that gets hit in T-bone collisions, normally resulting in death

John and some of his friends got T-boned by a semi last night, unfortunately your son was in the hot seat

by innocentexile April 12, 2016

Back seat eat

Verb: the action of eating a girls ass and then you suck start a fart out of her ass and hold it like a bong load

Yo Jackson, Im about to go back seat eat. Be right back.

by Suckstart July 17, 2020

Polish my seat

When a man rubs his erect penis between your butt cheeks and ejaculates. His cum is then rubbed into your skin, giving your seat a good polishing.

Polish Peter used his polish peter to polish my seat

by BBootyKing November 06, 2018

Thachery seating

Highest customer seating in a comic book store event. Most often used in the northwest and some along the east coast.

Damnit, I wanted the thachery seating at this event. I'm the best customer they ever had so I deserve it.

by Yarkanarnar May 11, 2024

Fall by the seat of your pants

Try to fly by the seat of your pants but end up doing basically nothing because you're unable to decide what to do on the fly.

Do you ever fall by the seat of your pants? Like sometimes I try to fly by the seat of my pants, but I just can't decide what to do so I end up just using reddit all day.

by Definitively Cool October 11, 2023

warm a seat

When you sit in a chair doing nothing for a long duration of time.

This class is easy, all you do is warm a seat and you get an A.

by hipsterhip November 19, 2019