Scratch

Fuck off

When you say happy birthday to a weirdo hoe and they say “scratch” bc they don’t gaf abt a happy birthday text

by A noym April 28, 2025

scratchabilitable

Describes the capability for something to scratch someone with comfort

my nails are very scratchabilitable

by imusingmyrealnamebroedy June 1, 2025

scratch

Taken from the song "Ticket" by the top surf-rock and kpop girl-group 9MUSES, it describes an aura of superiority, mother, cuntiness, and overall a statement of revolution in korean music industry.

get above my scratch!
- lee sem, march 2012
네가남긴 scratch! (you left behind my scratch)
- erin lee, march 2012

by kirots August 25, 2025

Scratching Post

An individual who is not a furry and has no interest in becoming one, but interacts heavily with them (or perhaps puts up with them, depending on your PoV).

Dan's a pretty cool guy, he's got a lot of really great knowledge and wisdom of computers, and is quite active in our IT Furs Telegram group, but make no mistake he's no furry, just a Scratching Post.

by EquuiNoxxus September 29, 2025

Scratch in the dent

An optimistic way to look at a bad situation in an even bigger, bad situation

Jared has just received a parking ticket, but got dumped earlier in the day, “Just another scratch in the dent”

by Bella Eyelash October 15, 2025

scratch n' sniff

The process of scratching your butt hole and taking a big ol' sniff.

Dude 1: Ew! Did you just scratch n' sniff?
Dude 2: Sure did. Smelt good too.

by beter68 November 6, 2025

Scratch talker

A person who keeps messing up a word everytime they type something

Shingo: Stfu Jakarter, you speak like a scratch talker you chudling. Dont make me imalgaforph you into getting jimmy’d until you go fuck your self and slepe with the agentes, you WILL and CAN get cancelled."

by darkshadow0708 November 13, 2025