Monster Rancher

(N.) A bastardized version of Pokemon.

That Monster Rancher sure is a funky monkey.

by G-Union May 21, 2003

Ranch

Wanting to have sex with a person. Meant to be said aloud...so that the woman knows.

Jon: Hey, did you see that chick over there?
Stan: Yea man, I'd take it to the ranch.

by Big Byrd January 15, 2008

goat ranch

a racial slur used to describe a bunch of mountain-folk trying to work in a messed up situation

"this place looks like a goat ranch" or "hurry and get here, it's really a goat ranch"

by goatrancher August 14, 2006

Ranch 99

To be used when a situation seems smelly, but you are sure it is indeed OK. Can be used in similar situations that the phrase "Catch 22" is used.

Two guys are at a flea market, and find a sweet bicycle, but its so nice, it looks almost stolen. A kid is selling it, and he offers it to them for 50 bucks, when it would normally cost $100.00+. Guy 1 turns to guy two, "Yo man, what do you think about this deal?" Guy two, answers reassuringly, knowing that this is a legit sale, "Ionno, its seems a bit sketch, but its prolly Ranch 99."

by BatskyStarman November 20, 2009

dab of ranch

a huge, breath-taking hit off a dab

Hey bro I just took a dab of ranch, I'm sooo gone.

by clinton4prez January 24, 2017

raunchy scooter

A vechicle that has been used to have dirty sex in.

Tim drives a raunchy scooter.

by Juan Gillema January 6, 2008

Jolley Rancher

An irrection, boner

"Oh man I got a jolley rancher."

"Oh god! Go walk that off!"

by Ime Daman August 5, 2008