PERCHINA

A slang word Liz and Gordy use that means vagina.

She has a really tight perchina.

by Exoticat November 23, 2020

Porchugal

Da country where wooden decks and stoops are built.

I can build my own landing, thank you very much --- I don't need one shipped clear over from Porchugal!!

by QuacksO November 26, 2020

porch cookie

A special package left out front for porch pirates to steal.

Jim left a porch cookie out this morning and now there's a thief walking around with orange glitter superglued to his face.

by FrameDragging December 9, 2020

perchas

The Hispanic word for “percuss”.

I was never taught how to perchas.

by Blonde_beauty February 3, 2021

porchview

Porchview is where rednecks go when they don't have enough money to go on an expensive vacation. Can't afford that trip to Myrtle Beach or Tennessee? Just head out to Porchview, your home away from home, and sip some sweet tea while watching the kids play in the yard.

"Come on, Gail, let's go to Porchview!"

"It's been a while since I've had a smoke. I think I'll go light one up at Porchview."

by marshallu18 February 4, 2021

Porch Couch

A couch used on the porch to bask in the sun and watch clouds while tripping balls

Jerry loves using his porch couch in the summer when he's high as a kite

by The world is symbolically burn March 8, 2021

Porch Monkey

A black motherfucker that sits on the porch while the kkk stares at him in the woods.

On this episode, we see the black porch monkey in it’s natural habitat.

by Goatified March 9, 2021