Pumpkin

The act of spanking a child.

My kids wouldn’t quit misbehaving so I had to pumpkin them.

by AMTNate September 12, 2018

Pumpkin Drunk

Being so intoxicated that you are willing to have sex with that "thicc"-looking pumpkin on the front page.

"Dude, you hooked up with Phoebe last night you gross f***."-Brad

"I don't want to hear anything. I was pumpkin drunk."-Chad

"Fair enough."-Brad

by H_Balls99 June 8, 2018

Upside Down Pumpkin

When you flip a pregnant woman upside down while rubbing her clit and licking her cinnamon ring.

I upside down pumpkin my wife at our best friends party.

by Deadpool Pumpkin May 15, 2025

sexy man pumpkin

A bare-chested, muscled guy in gray sweatpants wearing a freshly carved Pumpkin over his head as a mask; or a simple latex Pumpkin Mask.

I wanna fuck a SEXY MAN PUMPKIN on Halloween this year!!!

by nativedude11:11 September 19, 2020

Among us gyat pumpkin

It’s a pumpkin shaped like an among us character with gyat

There is an among us gyat pumpkin

by Chicken tikka masala 20552 February 12, 2025

Pumpkin head

Pumpkin head is a fat lard with massive ass cheeks that every one wants to clap on

Mason-“wanna shag children today”
Thomas-“no I wanna clap pumpkin heads juicy cheeks”

by Sick your mum August 17, 2021

pumpkin in the restroom

A turd so large that the first lady christens it with a bottle of champagne

That pumpkin in the restroom was so huge, she hit it with a bottle of Dom P and named it the Peanut Princess

by Herbos, a prince May 16, 2008