Jurassic Park

You could go engineer some giant monsters and go live on an island with them. You could - but that does not mean you should...

Peter approached the pretty girl with intent; he was ready to wow her with his extensive knowledge of hand-to-hand combat and home addresses of porn stars, but he hesitated and reselected different subject matter. Peter considered Jurrasic Park and chose a different path...

by L.F. Alives May 7, 2005

South Park

The best TV show ever made.
Anyone who doesn't like South Park either
1. Hasn't watched it
or
2. Is a complete and utter retard fag

Cartmen:*To Stan* Maybe we can't find heaven because someone is a J-O-O
Kyle: GODDAMNIT CARTMEN!

South Park > Simpsons

by RespectMaAuthoritah August 3, 2006

(Lincoln Park) Trixie

A 20 or 30-something female found in Chicago, IL. Their migration patterns, though originating in Lincoln Park, include Bucktown/Wicker Park, Lincoln Park, Gold Coast, Wrigleyville, Lakeview, and, increasingly, the West Loop. They are easily identifiable by their fair skin, blond hair (or at least with hightlights), good purse, manicured feet/hands, and Starbucks cup. They are born in the midwest but have found Michigan or Ohio to be so passe so they moved to the big city. The preferred form of transportation is the VW Jetta or Honda Accord. They have typically graduated from large state universities with good football teams and mediocre academics. Trixies tend to live and work in Chicago but hate their job although they will tend to stick with it as it accomodates their "urban" lifestyle. Trixies have nice belongings (clothes, shoes, purse, car) but tend to be cash-poor as they must maintain their standard of living. Trixies are typically attracted to midwestern, frat-boy types: 30-years old and still wearing baseball hats backwards and rugby shirts with horizontal stripes. They will stick with these douchebags as they are buying time until they can get married as the large engagement ring is a sign of rank in their social circles, much like chevrons & rockers in military insignia.

Um, yeah, we were at John Barleycorn's last night and I met up with some of my friends from Iowa State.

by Improv75 April 29, 2005

Park City High School

It is a high school (obviously) in Park City, UT.
Park City High School is a high school that approximately 1500 students from a plethora of socioeconomic stratopoli attend. There is an equal emphasis on both academics and athletics

Its clubs (truly) include:

-Academic Decathlon

-American Red Cross

-Art Club

-Ballroom Dance

-Best Buddies

-Game & Wildlife Hunting & Programming

-Small Percussion

-SECS Club

-Social Injustice Club

-Southnorthern Asiatic Association Society Club for the Deaf, Blind, Mute, Dumb, Moronic, Gay and Lesbian (at the same time) Prohibitionist Hermaphroditic Nymphomaniacs Daughters and/or Sons of Northern-Bound Greedy Gentlemen and Whorish Ladies Interested in Perpetuating the Notion that all Partisan Artisan Plumbers and Pipefitters of Yakustk and Milwaukee were Created to be Ensalved Under a Bald Emporer with an Unpronounceble Name in an Undisclosed Location at a Set Time.

"I live in the Park City area and am between the ages of 14 and 18, ergo, I attend Park City High School. Whie in attendance, I may or may not be addicted to one (or more) illegal substance. I believe that beer is proof that beer is meant to be drunk"

by UVCATASTROPHE! December 9, 2009

South Park

The best show ever made
It makes fun of society, in a purely genius way. They creators, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, are possibly the most clever guys to ever exist.
South Park is the best show to ever exist. And it's the best that ever will exist.

South Park Quotes~

Cartman: I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive.
-Tonsil Touble
___
Kyle: Dude, you have *sex* with *children*.
Stan: Yeah, you know, we believe in equality for everybody, and tolerance, and all that gay stuff, but dude, fuck you.
Kyle: Seriously.
-NAMBLA episode
___

by StyleIsLove March 29, 2009

Cliffside Park

A town that's overly populated but there is absolutely NOTHING to do there. Want to sit on your ass all day? GO TO CLIFFSIDE PARK!

dude: I visited my grandma in Cliffside Park yesterday.
dudette: What did you do?
dude: Nothing

by cliffsideparkresident January 23, 2011

Talk Park

An Internet forum mimicking the styles and memes of 4chan. The members have lots of beef with the ProBoards community, so much so that the ProBoards owner Patrick Clinger personally monitors their site for hours every day.

The forum is considered to be by its members the last bastion of hope for new Internet messaging boards, but everyone just deems it another forum with a cool skin.

I was on TalkPark.net yesterday and people were arguing about what kind of detergent is best to get rid of semen stains on your children's clothing.

At Talk Park, we <3 epilepsy.

by Alex Yusupov July 8, 2009