Patrick

Best fortnite gamer at his school.

Person 1: OMG hes shitting on these kids.
Person 2: Yes he must be Patrick.

by Osama is sus November 21, 2021

Patrick

A fucking teenager resembling a fucking sports mannequin, this species of human has hair resembling a bowl cut and quite certainly has the IQ of room temperature. ( imagine a whore + pick me girl + ugly jock combined into one sentient being ( research is still underway ) Natural habitat is the soccer field and rebel sports if you see one proceed with caution and leave the premises IMMEDIATELY

I saw a wild Patrick we must evacuate

by jaqueequee vonqualius June 13, 2023

innocent patrick

An innocent Patrick is a young individual who displays a complete misunderstanding of basic social contexts and the most simple and instinctive of references. He must be male but does not necessarily need to be named Patrick. Indeed a Jim, Brian or Paul could all be perfectly accurately described as an 'innocent Patrick'.

Sheila: "Did Micheal remember to let the donkey out into the field?"
Thomas: "Did he fuck, sure that innocent Patrick doesn't know his ass from his elbow".

by bigballafatdollastacks June 11, 2014

Patrick Hardy

Tapette

Patrick Hardy...Tapette!

by muncle_billy August 26, 2008

Patrick

A completely retarted Teenager with a big forhead and gets absolutely no girls

I can't lose Patrick his forhead is too big

by TAKETHEMICK January 16, 2017

Patrick

A person who actually thinks that the word 'bae' means shit in Danish.

You're Patrick for thinking that.

by whoisthatohmygod October 31, 2014

James Patrick

A little fucking bitch who can't hold his alcohol. He remains to be cocky even though he is a virgin at 40. He gets no bitches and has never seen a woman naked

I would never want to sit on James Patrick's face

by bonaligma November 3, 2018