pants glance

to sneak a quick peek at a mans genital region through the pants in order to size up his penis. Usually done by gay men or bi-curious dudes.

I saw Ryan at the mall giving every guy the pants glance.

by Riq August 15, 2006

peter pants

When guys wear ridiculouly tight pants, and you're suprised they can breathe.

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TOO TIGHT OF PANTS

by Brrrrrenna! July 09, 2009

Piss pants

Childish insult and old school play ground favorite. Now replaced by far more offensive insults by our out of control youths who only enjoy talking utter filth...the little fucking bastards!

"haha James pissed his pants! He's mr piss pants and his dad is on the dole...lets run away!"

by Cilled Messiah July 06, 2004

ranch pants

When a person masterbates, then goes back to hang out with his friends and doesn't realize he has ranch a.k.a. cum still on his pants.

Hey "Ranch Pants"a.k.a. Tyler you suck at cleaning up after you whack off.

by tyler March 30, 2005

thot pants

Any type of stretchy material trousers (normally with crazy colored patterns)

Girl lets go to Rainbow so I can get a pair of thot pants for the club tonight.

by Queenpassion February 18, 2015

Beige Pants

The acquisition of oral sex from a female partner.

Dude, did you get anything last night?

Yeah man, she gave me beige pants!

Nice!

by ph33rm3biotch November 16, 2009

Pants on the Ground

A sure way to look like a fool

My friend was dressed nicely today, but he would look like less of a fool if he didn't have his pants on the ground.

Other ways to look like a fool include: Gold in the mouth and hat turned sideways.

by Rojas Sanchez February 27, 2010