egg oil 

Slimy stuff, mostly egg white, that comes out of an egg after breaking.

I have to handle egg oil while baking!

egg oil by Seshie February 7, 2009

norwegian oil pump 

Acquire black tar heroin, as much as you can get. Get a golden retriever, the hairier the better. Find lover of opposite sex who is completely hairless. The younger the better. Shave golden retriever. Then place shaved hair in butt hole of lover and pour black tar heroin over top. Proceed to anally fuck her. After you cum you should be able to spray black tar heroin and cum all over your lover while yelling, "Føles som momma!"

My mom said I'd never make her happy. Then I showed her the Norwegian oil pump.

norwegian oil pump by I Have Two Balls Guys January 29, 2016

the oil was low

Someone who's bad in bed.

Finally, hooked up with Julie last night.

How was she?

The oil was low.

Bummer.

the oil was low by Shuaman February 2, 2020

Ass oil 

A lubricant which one can use to spoil their or their loved ones ass.
Since "Ass Oil" also sounds like "Asshole", it's now possible for members of the gay community to call eachother idiots by saying "Ass Oil!"

Hey man, why are you wearing a dress from last season? You're such an ass oil.

"I'm going to Berlin!"
"Here, take this"
"What is it?"
"It's ass oil, you'll need it."

Ass oil by Yael Netser January 18, 2009

mexican oil change 

low rider with automatic oil change ( just pull handle )

In city of compton in my low rider on dash-board is a handle. It says " mexican oil change ". When those city doggs & Pole-ice mans get on my bumper. I do a mexican oil change !!
Pull handle blow oil all over street & watch um spin out...

PS hombre's if LAPD pulls U over just say, " I take to shop & fix leak "

mexican oil change by itichie_nocanpo September 28, 2006

babies for oil 

Of course, oil for food scandal shreds all this hogwash. Oil for palaces, that's better.

oil for palaces, that would be a much better term to use.

babies for oil by babaloo April 18, 2005

check the oil

When preforming the sexual act of "the shocker", after you insert the "stink finger" you lick it off, as to "check the oil"

Man, she was so gross but I checked her oil anyways

check the oil by Billy Leblanc April 24, 2004