obama-years

An inverse analogue to "dog-years," in which a dog is said to age seven years for every human year (which pre-Obama was the saddest of time warps known).

Now, "Obama-years" defines the human experience of aging one full human year (with all the ignominies that accompany aging) for every one month that that man was in office.

"My God, I've gone grey in just these three+ months, but of course, I am aging in Obama-years. By the time we got him out in 2016 I wouldbe over one hundred Obama's-years-old! "

by Elfangel1983 June 15, 2017

obama microwave

When your microwave is strait fire

Michelle: Ayy Barack hows that popcorn coming along?

Barack: *checks obama microwave*

Barack: It's lit

by TheZurg May 8, 2017

Obama Situation

Erectile dysfunction (ED) or impotence is sexual dysfunction characterized by the inability to develop or maintain an erection of the penis during sexual activity.

After the amazing foreplay, she was so horny but then I had an Obama situation!
I feel so ashamed of myself and she still ain't talking to me after that.

by GreenGreenKing April 25, 2016

obama's suprise

When after anal the man deficates on the womens hand and she sing the national anthem and claps

Ill give you a right obama's suprise

by Big guy123456780987654321 September 13, 2016

Obama Treatment

When your friend is long gone and you find out your stuff is missing or broken.

Johnny just gave you the Obama Treatment.

by Diva1975 February 2, 2017

sticky obama

When a turd gets stuck to the side of the bowl and doesn't want to flush despite intense scrubbing and flushing.

I was at my girl friend's and totally panicked when I left a sticky obama. No matter what I did it wouldn't go down the drain.

by anonymous August 24, 2021

Obama Biden

When you squint your eyes while reading the name Osama Bin Laden.

Guy1: hey pal who did 9/11
Guy2: *looks it up on their phone while squinting due to high brightness* uhh Obama Biden
Guy1: don't you mean Osama Bin Laden
Guy2: sorry i was squinting while looking it up due to my phone's high brightness

by Boggy#8745 March 8, 2023