Number 3

Pooping and vomiting at the same time. The vomiting is often done in an adjacent trash can, but when one is unavailable, the person has no choice but to de-throne and vomit in the dirty poo water toilet or else on the floor. Neither option is desirable, that's why people keep trash cans next to the toilet. Also known as taking a Lauren.

Last night was pretty rough, I just took a messy number 3. I need to brush my teeth.

by Agent Brian December 7, 2012

number 12

It is a combonation of urination and defacation in the same restroom visit. Derives from from the words number 1 and number 2.

James: Hey Travis you were in there awhile. Did you do a number 2?

Travis: No man, a number 12.

James: Why do you give it a special name? Everyone pees when they poop most times...

by Wannnabe55 May 20, 2009

number one bitch

The very "top" bitch, meaning the "bitchiest" of them all.

"Angie is the number one bitch in this school"

by EsDeFF December 27, 2015

The Number One

1.) Derived from Strong Bad's Teen Girl Squad comics, where each character is named "The (adjective) One". 2.) Code name for one girl in a group of friends living in Chicago 3.) Bestowed upon her ironically, in recognition of her sarcastic and mocking attitude towards corny, encouraging statements such as "You're number one!" 4.) Alludes to her constant acquiring of phone numbers, due to her witty conversation starters and remarkable charm

After returning with another phone number: "She isn't called The Number One for nothing."

"I dare you to do it. Or aren't you The Number One?"

by lpr January 4, 2005

the man from house number '123'

What you use against those kids that nobody can control. You know, the ones that eat t.v remotes, flush blankets down the toilet, climb you, break things, bite you, scratch you, who dont listen to you or anyone who tries to discipline them.

The man from house #123 eats the faces of undisciplined kids, and if this is used well enough, will keep these tasmanian devils in check.

me: Timmy, if you dont stop hitting Suzy, i will call the man from house number '123' to come and eat your face.
timmy: I will kill the man from house number '123'
me: The man from house number 123 cant be killed. He eats the faces of naughty kids, but if you stop acting like that, I wont call him. ;)

by thegirlthatkrumps May 9, 2011

Number 7

man watches "porn", and gets 𝘯𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘥.

Number 7, man watches "porn", and gets naked.

by penguinman87 December 8, 2020

nucleus

(n. v. adj. pronoun, adverb, etc.) - word used as an alternative to a word one cannot think of due to a temporary lapse in brain function or laziness.

"I referenced today's date with the purchase order number for... nucleus."

by Mavrik1621 December 14, 2009