"Dude, check out this jar of peanut butter; I totally cleaned it out." -Guy 1
"Dude, that is nice sauce!" -Guy 2
"Dude, that is nice sauce!" -Guy 2
by Shaun Z December 30, 2007

by Nice P September 7, 2005

A girlfriend with a penis.
A guy who is treated by the many girls that they are friends with as simply a platonic relationship partner.
A guy who is treated by the many girls that they are friends with as simply a platonic relationship partner.
Girl 1: Thats John, hes my BFF!!!
John: *Deep Sigh*... yeah, thats right
*Girls secretly laugh at him later for being such a nice guy*
John: *Deep Sigh*... yeah, thats right
*Girls secretly laugh at him later for being such a nice guy*
by Keifer Jennings November 10, 2008

Having no attractive qualities, ugly
by Thetruthistold May 13, 2012

A group of feds on the social media website Gab.
They post edgy memes & statements as a means to make white nationalists out themselves.
They post edgy memes & statements as a means to make white nationalists out themselves.
by Epiceter69 June 22, 2021

by The garfoldio September 11, 2005

A male that is practically busted in every way except for his kindness.Equivelent of a fat chick,He tries to impress women by acting like a bad boy,but the women see through him because he doesn't have the physical assets of the bad boys,he tries to dress and act like them but realizes that he only looks stupid and also realizes that you can't polish a turd.A nice guy trying to be a bad-boy by dressing and acting like them is like trying to put high performance parts on a Yugo it only makes it look stupid.He only gets promises of relationships from fat300 lb.,bald ugly chicks that can't get anybody else,or just gets used by even average looking women let alone attractive women,he always has too high of standards.He then realizes that it's not what's on the inside that matters,It's what's on the outside.So the only way a nice guy can have success with attractive women is if he hits the lottery or gets plastic surgery,but then again you have to hit the lottery to be able to have the plastic surgery that you need to be attractive enough.So he ends up dying alone and broke.
nice guy-So how was the date.Attractive girl-I'll call you.He thinks he's in but he was out before the date even started she just went out on a date out of pity.
by John Hitchner May 8, 2007
