mother cocker

A term to use in place of the phrase "mother fucker," when:

1) Saying "mother fucker" gets old
2) When the situation requires a PG rated euphemism for mother fucker
3) When you accidentally hit your head on a blunt object (cabinet, etc)
4) for fun

Hits head on open kitchen cabinet... "MOTHER COCKER!!!!"

by mothercocker November 3, 2010

mathew santoro

Some one who is very successful YouTube channel and someone who is very educated

Small Youtuber:I want to get more subs
Friend: you want to be a Mathew santoro

Kid: he is so smart he is like a Mathew santoro

by Idk bro just shoot some threes February 12, 2017

Matheo

A mythic animal with abnormally an abnormally large penis

Did you see that Matheo, his junk was HUGE!

by majestic sea men December 7, 2010

you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

by b4stard November 10, 2005

I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore

the end of the world's funniest joke as said my Sean Connery (played by Darrel Hammond) in a Saturday Night Live Celbrity Jeoprady Sketch (Alex Trabeck Played by Will Ferrel)

Sean:Whats the Difference and a Mallord with a cold?

Alex: what

Sean: One's a sick duck, I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore.

by tessa{!!!!!} January 4, 2009

Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers

Maybe the best rapper ever. Despite being white, (in songs like "White America" and other places, a question is raised as to whether this may be BECAUSE of, instead of DESPITE being white) Eminem has sold more than any other hip-hop artist ever. He started off poor in Detroit, and released two Albums to no real breakout success - "Infinity" and "The Slim Shady EP". Then he was discovered by Dr. Dre, and soon released "The Slim Shady LP" under a actual record label - a first for him. He has since gone on to sell over 80 million with subsequent "The Marshal Mathers LP", "The Eminem Show", and "Encore", among other side projects. There was a movie based on his early life, 8 Mile.

Eminem may not have had an impact on the formation of today's rap like 2pac did, but when all is said and done, he's probably changed it more.

by J. May 13, 2005

die mother fuckers

A phrase yelled while running towards a large group of enemies.

"die mother fuckers!" as you run at a large group of zombies with a chain saw. Deadrising(360 game)

"die mother fuckers" as you throw a grenade down a mine shaft.

by Random_hero_ November 25, 2006