ming it up

started after yao ming came to the United States and became a god. this saying is a way of showing that you are going to do something badass.

im gonna ming it up later on

by pay yo fare March 15, 2005

mingebag

A man that upon recieving a FREE £3 voucher from a reputable razor manufacturer then calls this company's customer care line to complain that his FREE voucher is not of high enough value.

Paul - "That's me sorted out, they're sending me a £10 voucher now"
Ian - "You're a right mingebag you!"

by Mr Chapman November 7, 2008

Ming

Originates from the word mong, for some one who fails at life to such an extent that they are not even worthy of being called mong and/or are such failures at life that they cannot even spell mong. Another definition is one who has no/little mental capacity and struggles to construct a three syllable word.

Emma: "I am a ming"

"*mong"

James: "hahah, that is the definition of irony."

Emma: "What is ironic? I am so gullible and confused?"

James : "It is ironic, that you were unable to type mong. Does your brian hurt sometimes?"

In this example Emma is a ming.

by swartkat September 29, 2012

minge

like an oyster deep inside theres a special treasure and smells of fish

my bitch's minge smells like an oyster

by Jake De-Leardy May 4, 2003

minge

(UK Slang)
It is used to describe a very ugly and unpleasant girly figure. Used to describe girls aging between 16-27. It is used as if you were expecting better from the subject in terms of beauty and performance.

-- Oh dude... totally... she's a minge... (thrown in a normal ‘bollocs chat’ with your work mates)

-- She's a fucking Minger! (Harassing)

-- U fuckin' minge. (said in a really bad manner with a dose of hate, maybe thrown in 'talking to yourself style' while trying to get on the tube in rush hour)

by xtrix June 6, 2006

mingemuncher

A name called when getting annoyed.
Vaginal discharge a person consumes.

Oh shut up you mingemuncher

by Aloo October 29, 2007

Minge Clamp

Noun. Used when describing a frigid woman.

"I swear that Claire had a minge clamp on or something, she just woundn't open her legs"

by Mrs Twatdribble January 17, 2009