cum miser

AKA Mr. White Jizzum, Mr. Spunk, Mr. Meat Twister, Mr. Buckets of Cum.

Friends call me Cum Miser. Whatever I touch, turns to cum in my clutch. I'm gonna bust.

by farco_ April 27, 2024

gay miserable

A movie or play that is depressing and ends terribly.

My Best Friend's Wedding turned out to be a really gay miserable because they didn’t end up together.

by gloopey1 December 9, 2024

Twisted-mister

1. A derivation on the band twisted sister.
2. A co-worker who decides he’s no longer a male and demands bitch rights and can no longer do their (pronoun unknown) part.
3. Jeffrey Dhamer.

Did that really just happen? Did he say he’s a girl now?,,, That’s one twisted-mister…
Ahh shit shh you’ll get us fired you know all these homo promo nouns have the all the rights..

Wait till Trump

by Marshall tucker December 28, 2024

hangs head in misery

Posture of the head showing its crown with the chin to the chest. The head may be hung to one side. The posture denotes a spiritual, emotional, mental or physical state of distress.

Hangs head in misery:
She ditches him in his third year and he hangs his head in misery at the table and in class... Best gift ever! That bitch's cunt stunk like a fish processing plant.

by Unified Field of Love September 3, 2016

ur sister a mister

The ultimate weapon to use on anyone. This is 100 times worse than "ur mom gay", "ur dad lesbian", and ur granny tranny". Everytime this is used a planet explodes.

Mark: ur entire family lesbian
Patrick: ur sister a mister
Mark: *gets removed from reality*

by pikminfreak26 May 10, 2018

Ur Sister Mister

A sentence for countering "Ur Granny Tranny".

Person 1: Ur granny tranny.
Person 2: Ur sister mister.

by Yaboijeff May 10, 2018

ur sister a mister

The absolute killer of 'ur mom gay' 'ur dad lesbian' 'ur granny a tranny' and 'your grandpap a trap'.

Henry: Don't make do it.
Joe: Do it pussy.
Henry: Ur grandpap a trap.
Joe: Bitch please.
Joe: Ur sister a mister.
*Henry's body turns into dust*

by LoCaboose March 13, 2018