midget socks

10- foreskins is how many it takes to make a pair of midget socks

She was munching midget socks when her mom walked in on us Holy shit!

by Dr. Wigginjammer The third February 12, 2024

dirty midget

when a midget or short person poops on your chest and screams I am the king of tiny people

Hunter gave Jaxon a dirty midget

by Jesica McNew March 11, 2024

midget tickler

A phrase defining when a person inappropriately touches children. Slang word for pedophile/ sexual predator.

Be careful Evan, your new neighbor Jake is a midget tickler!

by Evake March 23, 2024

Midget

The act of being really short

Dang Novo is now the midget of our group he’s rly short

by Novosabitch July 12, 2022

midget cock

small guys with massive cocks

i fell in love after he gave me that midget cock.

by slutfor July 21, 2022

Midgetate

To make small, like a midget. A close synonym of the word mitigate, which it is frequently confused with.

A: "We need to midgetate this problem!"
B: "Don't you mean mitigate?"
A: "No, the problem needs to be ensmalled, like a midget."

by Willybobjonas123 August 1, 2022

Short midget

A midget That likes to watch midget porn

Damn Look at it its watching midget porn!
Tonya look at tat short midget its watching porn!

by JimmyJhonny556 February 28, 2022