Michael Vick

A shitty passer than runs better than a lot of backs.

Well, Mike Vick got picked off five times, but he ran for 137 yards in today's game.

by azrael February 17, 2005

Rollin' On Michael Jordans

When A Car Has 23'' Rims.

DAAAAMNNNNNNNNNN!!!! Dat Nigga Is Rollin' On Michael Jordans

by DJ Diamondz July 24, 2006

michael lara

The name of a guy that is considered SuperMan to almost everyone

me: damn michael lara is great

girl: he's just like Superman

by laram February 13, 2009

Michaela

A sweet, warm hearted person who can keep secrets. Is very sensitive and strong even though no one will understand what's going on at home; usually wears a mask to make sure she's not acting strange or different to the crowd. Mostly SUICIDAL when it comes to hard time in an early age.

Dude I think I might commit a Michaela today...

by Miss Anonymous Facts February 13, 2017

Michael Robinson

to be confident to the point where it pisses people off, but there is nothing they can do about it

I was Michael Robinsoning on the beer pong table last night when i shot behind the back for no reason and still made the cups

by yeahyeahyeah12342 June 22, 2009

Michael

A boy who by first sight is a girl magnet. Can be very funny, and gross at times. A handsome fellow, too.

Girl1: Um, who's that guy?
Girl2: I don't know, but he's HOT!
Girl3: That's Michael, of course!
Girl 1 and 2: Ohhh!

by PieGirl November 22, 2013

Michael

Can go by mike but you won’t call him that cuz that’s a lame name compared to Michael
Not particularly attractive but so so so sweet. He will fall asleep in class until his head falls back and he starts drooling which is gross but also endearing. He will be there for you always as a friend, but will act like a rock during romantic relationships for fear of leading you on. Simultaneously however he will also ask you for pics and whenever he happens to be drunk he will text you. You will remember him for the soft dick pic he sent from the ihop bathroom at 2 in the morning. You both send pics back and forth seeking validation that neither of you eventually receives. He will rate you a three. All of a sudden he will cut you off saying he’s matured now and you will laugh off all the things you did. But damn you will miss him for his company. You will miss him so so much for the sweet cute boy he is because you could’ve been so much more

Friend: omg he’s so nice what the hell
Me: that’s michael for ya, a sweet angel until he’s not

by happyshellfish23 March 14, 2019